Jaclyn & Andrew
Wedding Party
Jaclyn Hancock
Bride
14/10 outstanding woman, can't broil anything in the oven to save her life though.
The Andy Goodberlet Experience
Groom
Never had gray hair until he moved home with Jaclyn.
Kaitlin Meney
Matron of Honor
When Kaitlin and Travis lived at their old condo, Kaitlin had a chalk wall. It was very rude of her to hide all the chalk whenever I came around.
Travis "Benji" Meney
Best Man
He promised me a sidecar if I moved to South Carolina. Still waiting on the sidecar. If you see one in the registry, let him know he needs pull through.
Stephanie Perez
Bridesmaid
An excellent singer, if you meet her at the wedding, ask her to sing for you and you'll be blown away.
Tommy Goodberlet
Groomsman
Quick with wit, not so quick on his feet. He says he got kicked out of a bar in Isle of Palms for dancing on a table, but it was really because he was just bad at dancing
Pooja Adarkar
Bridesmaid
Straight outta Jersey. Loves to get jiggy with it. If you're looking for her just know she's loud, proud and probably busting it down on the dance floor.
Joe Goodberlet
Groomsman
There was a scandal in the Goodberlet household growing up where a whole loaf of fresh bread went missing. Joe was the only one in the house when it went missing and still denies that he didn't eat it all.
Melissa Gardipee
Bridesmaid
She and Stephanie Perez will perform an outstanding rendition of the Kid 'n' Play dance to Ain't My Type of Hype from House Party.
Brandon Harper
Groomsman
For his 21st birthday, we took him down to Atlantic City for some gambling and good times. Playing Craps at Bally's, he got lucky on a $20 bet. He didn't know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, or know when to run. Luckily, dollar hot dogs on the boardwalk cheered him up.
Brittany Hancock
Bridesmaid
Dale Earnhardt Jr but blonde. Missed her calling to NASCAR. Drives her minivan like she just saw the white flag wave at Daytona. If you ride with her bring a helmet and make sure your healthcare insurance is active- just ask Carmen and Marley.
Detective Huge
Groomsman
There are many tall tales about the one they call Russell Kingsland. But I'll just leave you all with this, He's the best juggler this side of the Mississippi River.
Analise Baker-Whitcomb
Bridesmaid
Guy Fieri meets Nurse Jackie. She once sent synonym rolls (her words, not mine) through the tube system (think tubes you find at a bank) at the Medical University of South Carolina to a friend and got caught. She ousted herself quickly because she's the worst criminal in the whole world. The worst part about this story is that the synonym roll (again, her words, not mine) went in the trash.
Schuyler Mangino
Groomswoman
Ol' four eyes over here can't see anything. While stationed aboard MCAS Iwakuni, he did see Iwakuni's Own. You should ask him about it.
DJ Wilkin
Usher
DJ *middle name redacted* Wilkin said he has an audi, but didn't laugh when I said I had a innie. Why doesn't he love puns?
Nick "The Slick" Hancock
Usher
If you combined Billy GIbbon's glorious beard with the luxurious hair Forrest Gump had after he spent 3 years running across the US, you'll get Nick. Will fix just about anything for $40, except his darts game.
Braden "Tina" Koering
Usher
Ask Tina about the time he was a rodeo star and got blindsided by a cow.
Brandon Hancock
Usher
The best looking out of all the ushers, he'll steal your drink after he steals your heart.
Mike Hancock
Father of the Bride
This one time, he was accused of being distracting during a game of Cornhole. How might you ask? Guy told him he was being too sexy.
Mike Goodberlet
Father of the Groom
He passed down two specific traits to Andy: Red hair and the ability to fall asleep on the toilet after a night of drinking.
Donna Hancock
Mother of the Bride
Don't be confused, Jaclyn does not have a twin. When I was in Alaska, Donna and Jaclyn had the absolute brilliant idea to confuse the hell out of me. They did this by having Donna FaceTime me instead of Jaclyn. Me, being the idiot I am, thought it was Jaclyn for about two minutes.
Donna Goodberlet
Mother of the Groom
When I first moved to Charleston, she got me a bottle to hold olive oil then proceeded to tell me that she forgot to scan it. Ol' hot hands is stealing everything out here.