Matron of Honor
“I probably just needed a hug”
Best Man
“Daddy”
Bridesmaid
“What are we wearing”
Bridesmaid
“The better Lynn”
Bridesmaid
“My boobs make good pillows”
Bridesmaid
“I’m that mom”
Bridesman
“Hold on I need to shoot up”
Bridesmaid
“M C Hammer time”
Bridesmaid
“I fell in love with an Asian”
Groomsman
“Will text back in a month”
Groomsman
“I have a story for that”
Groomsman
“Will gangnam style for food”
Groomsman
“Built like a bag of mayo”
Groomswoman
“It’s universal”
Groomsman
“Great day to have a damn good day HELL YEAH”
Officiant
“Walks around with a camel toe”
Honor Attendant
The man the myth the legend
Niece of the Bride (baddie #1)
“Dont gotta worry about dinner bc I ate”
Niece of the bride (baddie #2)
“Young and turnt”