Matron of Honor
"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."-Michael Scott
Bridesmaid
"Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me."- Michael Scott
Bridesmaid
"You can't have a conscious in the pimp game"-Mark Wahlberg
Bridesmaid
"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?" - Creed Bratton
Bridesmaid
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitcious"-Michael Scott
Bridesmaid
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me"-Michael Scott
Bridesmaid
"Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame." — Michael Scott
Bridesmaid
"I am Beyonce, always."-Michael Scott
Bridesmaid
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way"-Michael Scott
Jr. Bridesmaid
“I have to go to bed before I put your head through a wall”-Phoebe Buffay
Flower Girl
the fourth best friend.
Flower Girl
Niece ✨
Flower Girl
niece. Future Missouri Volleyball Gatorade Athlete of The Year. Loves her Uncle Tommy the most.
Best Man
Little Brother. His title describes him. #1 next to Tommy, #3 shooter in the family. Went to his first college party his junior year. A million reasons why he is Best Man.
Groomsman
Big Brother. Leads by example. Player/coach type, because he says so. Leader of the 5, and father of a big supporting cast in the wedding. Flower girl’s personal trainer since March 2019. Paver of ways.
Groomsman
Little brother. 2017 SLIAC Sportsmanship Of The Year Award Recipient. ^^^ says everything you need to know. King of one liners, every 1 out of 3 jokes. Ex-roommate, and biggest heart. Orders 2 pizzas in case he sees someone in need on his way home. Sometimes does not, and takes them both down. Generosity comes naturally.
Groomsman
Youngest Brother. Best dressed, even though we’ll be wearing the same thing. Anything you try, he’ll try harder. Won’t meet a nicer person at this reception. Not a Cowboy.
Groomsman
Once broke his arm during 8th grade football. Falling in the parking lot after practice. Most humor in the Briseno family. He stills tries to hear the ocean in the shell.
Groomsman
"I need to work on my speeling" Most outgoing, and will be having the best time. Never not smiling. Can't say no to helping out.
Groomsman
Held office in Letterman Club 2007, not president or vice, but I think held something. Everyone’s favorite rec basketball player. Award for "Most Sweatbands Worn In A Game". Prefers the back seat over shotgun. Dad made best breakfast on Saturdays during summer growing up. Helped me pass freshman Spanish. One of my first friends in high school, or in general, if we’re being honest. Heart bigger than his last name. First one I hit up when going to STL.
Groomsman
Beware: usually seen with liquor and a camera. You’ve been warned. He has a good time when you have a good time. DJ’s when there’s no DJ, and first one there if you need something. Will probably tell you about being All-Time Minute Leader in Avila Men’s soccer history. (Not a recordable stat). Co-founder of Dudeplex. Will literally help out with anything you need.
Groomsman
Class President Fayetteville High 1982. Anything you can do, he thinks he can do better. Handy man. “Life’s a garden, dig it” type attitude. Doesn’t know what a bad time is. Voted "Second Best Laugh" behind Kawhi Leonard. Something broke, he knows how to fix it. Finisher of many triathlons and many a beer. Drinks Coors Light. Our go-to for anything help around the house and best time when going out.
Groomsman
Probably just golfed. Slowest cross over in the game of basketball. Best corner 3-pointer since Ray Allen. Best Kewpie to come from Columbia. (Look up what a Kewpie is). Nicest human of all time, besides my parents, and his parents, and probably your parents. Most reliable person in the world. Go-to guy for almost everything. Fun guy.
Groomsman
Keep an eye on him, easily distracted by karaoke or a good conversation. Been best friends since that first warm beer in the trunk of his car. That guy I grew up talking about this day with. Have the best memories in the world. Just a call or short drive away.
Groomsman
Favorite golf partner. Almost went 3 rounds of golf without saying a negative thing, once. Might hit the best shot of the day, or the worst. Best infielder in the crowd besides Terry Cochran. Second best arm behind Kyle. Claims lower back problems, probably from carrying this friendship. Member of Yokenation.
Groomsman
He’s Pud. Ex-roommate of 5 plus years. Has his spot on the couch, no matter who’s house he’s in. Loves sports, but gets hurt immediately when playing. Best roommate you can ask for. Always there when you need him most. If Michael Jackson is played, you’ll know who Pud is, believe me...
Ring Bearer
Accessories go with the outfits. Doesn’t need caffeine to play 60 minutes. Knows how to strut. First big performance.
Ring Bear 🐻
Probably by the food. Doesn’t care if you want to see his tricks. Not fazed by the limelight.