Maid of Honor
"I would be better off without a hand or a leg than without my sister."
Bridesmaid
"Sister from a different mister."
Bridesmaid
"Best friends don't care if your house is clean, they care if you have wine."
Best Man
"No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."
Groomsman
"There's no one I'd rather sit and watch The Office with everyday for the rest of my life."
Groomsman
"You were first a bother, then a brother, now a friend."