In Tj's words, "I love that town. I dunno, it's got weird stuff!"
You can ride down the Delaware in a tube, lazy river style! And you get a hot dog, probably. I mean, just look at the people in the photo: that could be you! (you can usually get a groupon, but might have to reserve in advance? https://www.groupon.com/deals/viator-delaware-river-tubing-inc)