Wedding Party
Nona
Bride's First Matey
Nona was not only the prettiest kid in school, but the coolest (she played the French horn for lord's sake). Daphne very bravely walked up and said, "DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE RENNESSAINCE FAIRE?" and just like that they were biology partners, and then best friends, and then Fave Cheeto(h)s, and then, the rest is history.
Allie
Bridesfolk
If Dr. Pepper and Barbie had a secret love child, it'd be Allie. She is known for running 1,000,000 miles without stopping, and then chugging an americano coffee. Allie and Daphne met in Kyrgyzstan in a bar fight that neither of them won. However, they became besties for life, so maybe they did win after all.
Chelsea
Bridesfolk
Chelsea is most well-known for her courageous work in documenting the way of life of the bog witch, from whom she has learned many handicrafts and languages. At the College of Wooster, Daphne and Chelsea met in Russian class and became besties on a long plane ride to Russia, of which they were the only survivors. (P.S. She lives in Scotland and is siiingle.)
Joseph
Bridesfolk
Joseph is Daphne's bestest frond. He loves bringing his friends together to discuss hot topics like their favorite anime and preferred dictatorial leadership styles. Joseph is an aspiring teacher, so you should ask him about that. Together, Daphne and Joseph destroyed the Russian Suite at college with their politicking and kick-ass parties. (P.S. He loves his dog more than life and is siiingle.)
Andrew
Best Man
Andrew Creemer is a silly little guy–a silly little guy that loves the outdoors, knows every song on Spotify, and has the creativity of a very smart orangutan that paints and does crafts. He also drives a 5-speed truck that is missing third gear and has done so for several years.
Elijah
Groomsman
Elijah Harris is the guy you call when you need to get something done. Especially if that something is having a fun time filled with great memories. He also knows about rockets and shit. You think you know cool facts about the moon? Yeah, well he knows about rockets that went to the moon.
Blake
Groomsman
Blake Carlton is the master of flavors. Name two flavors and I guarantee he can make them work. I'll go one step further, name two of anything and he can make them work. He also once massacred entire generations of spiders using only a climbing sling.
Nathan
Groomsman
Nathan Schonegg fears nothing that lurks above or below ground. In fact, he is the thing that lurks above and below ground. He also has impeccable taste in movies so bad that they are good.