Maid of Honor
Half Iron(wo)man. Starbucks snob. Travel junkie. Life of the party. Lauren is a tiny, infectious force that everyone around her feels, and wants to be a part of. She brings reason and perspective to situations that need it, and unleashes the chaos when it's time to let loose. When you want to be sure you're getting the perfect picture, you ask Lauren to take the shot. And if you want to really see her heart, show up with a dog. At the wedding, you can expect Lauren to be a dancing-machine, asking "When can we go see Jeff at Fore Play for Jell-O shots?", and laughing hysterically in a way that will make you love her as much as we do.
Best Man
Self-proclaimed food and drink connoisseur. Sensitive squish. Irresponsible dog dad. When Josh first met Josh (Hopkins), he adamantly refused his friendship. It wasn’t a fit. But with the same vigor and enthusiasm you can find Hopkins talking about basically anything (dried bar fruit, for example) he convinced Josh to be his friend. He’s really charming like that. Turns out, he’s pretty loyal, too. 16 years later, and the friendship has aged like a fine wine. That’s why at the wedding, you’ll only find ‘Josh’ brands of wine to choose from. And if you want to know exactly which region each Josh grape came from, you should ask Hopkins… and then go look up the actual answer. Hopkins exemplifies what it means to show up, and if you don’t have a Hopkins of your own, you should find one.
Bridesmaid
Mama bear. 90's music aficionado. Heart of gold. Angela Keenan is lovingly referred to by her maiden name - "Moreau" - because she shares the same first and middle name as Angela. As in the bride. (See, this is getting confusing already). Being born 8 days apart and growing up together since second grade means they had to find a way to differentiate themselves. With both of them sporting brown hair, brown eyes and olive skin tone there was often a mistake of them being sisters. To which they'd always respond, "With the same name?!" At the wedding, you can find Moreau belting out throwback hits, tending to everyone's needs and radiating love. Probably a good chance she'll be crying a majority of the day, too. To Angela, Angela is just "Moreau." And like the friendship, that's forever.
Groomsman
Kentucky Soccer Fanatic. Slick Rick. Dad Jokes. Not a Dad. Brad played soccer for Kentucky. There we said it. And now it's questionable if he'll be able to start a conversation with anyone at the wedding. Maybe more important than his glory days soccer career, he was also named Country Club Magazine's Cabana Boy of the Year three times in a row, so if you're looking for a real bro who makes bomb margaritas, this is your guy.
Bridesmaid
Plant lady. Expert Napper. Practical Polly. Cool Cucumber. Meg is the definition of silver lining. When things go awry she manages to find all the reasons why it's going to be okay, and that disposition has kept Angela marginally less neurotic for the last 22 years of their friendship. When Meg isn't spouting off practicality lessons, she is tending to her immaculate garden or gravitating toward the ocean - she's basically Moana. At the wedding, you can find "Meggy Fresh" white-girl dancing to all the jams, telling Angela to relax and just enjoy the night, and reigning in her wild, Canadian husband (who more than likely will be the one drinking whiskey in a Scottish kilt).
Groomsman
King Pin. Smooth Criminal. Holden Green. For the past 20 years you could find Josh and Jim together. In the event you can’t find Jim at the wedding, it’s possible he has skipped out on the open bar for league night at bowling. Thankfully he has submitted his RSVP and he’s committed to the day - which is real good news for the groom’s bridal party because he’s the only one with an ounce of rhythm. Josh and Jim were raised on 90’s hip-hop and are convinced that the mean streets of Wiscasset, Maine carved them into hard-core gangsters. They dubbed themselves “Dirty Paul” and “Mr. Revere” and there’s just no separating a duo like that. Brothers for life.