Officiant
Safiya is a delightful friend and a wonderful person. Danny and I met this latex queen through Zip Productions and wanted her to help share our love with everyone.
Matron of Honor
When Ashley came into my life, she was my brother's girlfriend and to him I promptly said "thank you, she'll be mine now" and the rest is history.
Bridesmaid
Someone who gets all of my jokes and I didn't even have to look for her. My cousin Chelsea has been in my life for however old she is and I've loved every second of it.
Bridesmaid
I met Hayley in high school where we were both sad teens and I've been lucky enough to rekindle our love in Los Angeles where we are less sad but order Postmates at an alarming rate.
Bridesmaid
I had to introduce Morgan to someone once and I just said "She in my sister-in-laws sister. Is there an easier way to say that? I'll just call her my friend." This is Morgan, she is my friend.
Bridesmaid
Alexis came into my life at a callback for a play where I was looking for a best friend and boy was it great casting.
Best Man
Harrisen and I first became friends senior year of high school, when we discovered we had similar passions, such as bullying Irvington High School wrestling captain Dane Burgess. We’ve been thick as thieves ever since.
Groomsman
Derek is my adoptive older brother. Derek’s parents, David and Deborah, adopted me when Derek was 5 years old. My biological parents were sharks, and since I was born a human child and thus unable to survive in the ocean, they had to give me up for adoption. This is the story Derek told me when we were kids, and the one I still believe to this day.
Groomsman
I became friends with Tim due to our shared love of the film Wild Hogs. There are few, deeper more meaningful connections you can make in this world than someone who laughs JUST as HARD as you do when that damn bird crashes into John Travolta… ha ha… I’m laughing just typing it out.
Groomsman
I did a play with Edward in college. Small cast. First day of rehearsal we did not speak to one another. Second day I wore a Warriors shirt, and he said “Hey… You like the Warriors too?” And I said, “Oh yeah, for sure.” And that’s how you make a best friend for life.
Groomsman
Topps is the strongest guy I know. If anyone attempts to interrupt the wedding I’m confident he will be able to lift them high over his head, and fling them directly into the sun. That sort of friendship is invaluable.
Groomspup
Cooper is a very good boy.
Ring Bearer
Every wedding needs a cutie, this is what the bride and groom’s nephew Lucas is here for.
Ring Bearer
The second official cutie pants is for the bride and grooms other nephew Reese.
Flower Girl
Rounding out the trio of cute is the bride and grooms niece.
Flower Girl Alternate
In the events Flower Girl #1 is unable to complete her duties, the alternate will step in.