Best Man
"The Bug Collector" | Cousin (Brother) | Closest Confidant Since Spring 1996
Maid of Honor
"The Soup Connoisseur" | Avery’s Sister & Beck’s Mom | Abnormally Lucky with Scratch Offs
Maid of Honor
"Butter Queen" | Brendan’s Kid Sister, M. Ed. | LOVES Clowns
Groomsman
"Mr. Big Apple" | Original Siamese Cat Curator | #1 Beach Boys fan
Bridesmaid
"Queen of Halloween" | Future Cousin & Former Coworker | Puts Martha Stewart to Shame
Groomsman
“The King of Sting” | Revered Legend of the Wisconsin Renaissance Fest | Keeps a Tight Ship
Bridesmaid
“Jessinka” | College Room (& Bunk!) Mate | True Rolling Stone
Groomsman
"Danny California" | Has Had a Beard Since 3rd Grade | Wine Chemist Extraordinaire
Bridesmaid
"The Artiste" | Makes a Mean Drink | Should be Sponsored by Doc Martin
Groomsman
“The Cowboy” | College Roommate 4-Years Running | Expecting a Christmas Baby
Groomsman
“Classic Rob” | The One Rogue Butler Bulldog | First Boy Dad of the Superfriends
Usher
"Dean Bip" | Inventor of the Cheese Rollup | Moosejaw Local
Usher
"Mr. Worldwide (Shipping)" | Has a Better Golf Handicap Than You | Elder Cousin
Usher
“The Gearhead” | Amateur Lawnmower Racer | Would Rather Be at Harbor Freight
Ring Bearer
"King of Naps" | Loves “Uncle Brendy and Lady Avery” | Croissant Fiend