Maid of Honor
She likes dresses as much as I do. Related suffering brings people together.
Best Man
Ted's best friend since childhood.
Bridesmaid
While it hasn't been a lifetime that I have known her, she has definitely had a lifelong impact.
Groomsman
Mike's a great guy. A true font of wisdom.
Honorary Bridesmaid
She'd be up there next to me if she could, but I think we can all agree that having babies trumps getting married.