We're so excited to finally celebrate with you!

Once upon a time, there was a fat eggroll-shaped dog named Spiderman. He was amazing in every possible way, but loved food entirely way too much. One brutal winter, when he was playing in the snow, he fell on an icy patch and injured his leg. Because of the injury, he had to get surgery. Around the same time, Spiderman the dog's owners Jackie and Rich were trying to play matchmakers for two awesome friends, Adrienne and Matt. They couldn't figure out how to set the two people up without making it obvious, because really, who wants to feel like they're being set up? Spiderman needed friends to comfort him from his traumatizing surgery, so Jackie and Rich decided to "throw a party" in Spiderman's honor, but in reality, it was a facade to introduce Adrienne and Matt. It was puppy love at first sight. They spent the entire night talking. Spiderman didn't understand why they weren't paying attention to him, but because of his drugs and being higher than a kite he thought there were Oompa Loompas riding centaurs, battling with swords made of string cheese and bananas in the kitchen. Soon after, Adrienne and Matt began their dating journey which has brought us to today. All thanks to our little Sharpei-pugtato Spiderman, string cheese and bananas.