Bride
Has had this day planned since before Tom even proposed. #Bridezilla
Groom
Just nodding and agreeing with Lisa 99% of all things wedding. #CriesAtBankBalance
Ring Bearer
Was holding out for the role as DJ, reluctantly allowed us to book one. #BossBaby
Maid of Honor
Will be cutting shapes on the dancefloor, you'll know which one. #DiscoTech
Bridesmaid
Will drink all the wine on the table, be quick if you'd like a glass. #OriteLass
Bridesmaid
The unofficial wedding coordinator. Will want to see photos of your dog. #DugsLugs
Bridesmaid
Crystal bar in one hand, sauvignon blanc in the other. #OysterBay
Groomsman
Promised to wear a kilt and learn the bagpipes #JackTheJock
Groomsman
Wishes his football team were as strong as his homemade Margarita's. #ManPOOnited.
Groomsman
Will probably have fallen asleep somewhere, completely sober by the way. #EddiePhilips
Groomsman
Farmer JJ can run a marathon, but can he keep up with the Scots. #WheatVsWhisky