FAQs

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Can Tony smile in a photo?

Answer

He can on September 24th, 2017.

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Where is Colby's missing Lego man that Sarah owes him?

Answer

Ask Dan.

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Between the two of us, who makes the best cookies?

Answer

Dan. Chocolate chip perfection every time.

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Why does Dan have a weird obsession with cold pizza?

Answer

Nobody knows.

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Why does Sarah love the Tennessee Vols so much?

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? Why are there no 'B' batteries? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? It's just another one of life's unanswerable questions.

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Who is Cappy's real dad?

Answer

Tune in to the next episode of Jerry Springer to find out.

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What are dress tennis shoes?

Answer

I'll let you take this one Joel.

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When did Sarah peak socially?

Answer

5th grade.

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What does #TeamSadan mean?

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It means that we blended our names to make a super cool hashtag. Sarah + Dan = Sadan

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What are our favorite curse words?

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Haha! Just kidding, Mom. I would never put you through that.

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Who owns more shoes: all of the Spice Girls or John?

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My money is on John.

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Do you know how to count to 10 in Japanese?

Answer

YUP.

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If you duct tape a solo cup to the wall to create a pen holder, does that make you an engineer?

Answer

You better believe it does.

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Is the practice of writing checks dying out?

Answer

I honestly don't know, but I'm running low on checks and I'm not trying to spend money on new ones if nobody writes checks anymore.

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Where is Colby's drone?

Answer

... too soon

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What actually happened in Colombia?

Answer

Bonding. Family bonding.

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Who is Mandy?

Answer

Mandy is Sarah's grandmother on her mother's side. The bride and groom will be staying at her house throughout the wedding weekend.