Matron of Honor
Most likely to be here for a good time, not a long time
Best Man
Most likely to have his sister write his best man speech
Maid of Honor
Most likely to organize the after-party
Groomsman
Most likely to shotgun a beer (just ask him to)
Bridesmaid
Most likely to cry happy tears
Groomsman
Most likely to be the responsible one
Bridesmaid
Most likely to start a dance-off
Groomsman
Most likely to photobomb your picture
Bridesmaid
Most likely to save the day—whether it's a broken heel or a broken bone
Groomsman
Most likely to bring an extra shirt (just in case)
Bridesmaid
Most likely to bring the wattage in the cottage 🎶
Groomsman
Most likely to be drunk before the speeches
Bridesmaid
Most likely to know the timeline better than the bride
Groomsman
Most likely to drink the bar out of Busch Light
Bridesmaid
Most likely to snap the best candids (no pressure)