Bride
Wooo hoooo!!! We're getting married!!!!
Groom
Is this a bad time to tell you I'm gay...
Father of the Bride
Im Eric, paying for all of this and need a second job.
Mother of the Bride
Im just here for the Italian wine!
Mother of the Groom
Is this really happening?
Father of the Groom
I always knew he wasn't gay.
Groomsman
I always thought he was gay.
Bridesmaid
Ill forever know her longer than the groom has, unfortunately.
Groomsman
Most likely to be late to the Ceremony.
Bridesmaid
Im still the oldest.
Groomsman
I ran, swam, and rode my bike to this wedding.
Bridesmaid
Im quitting my job for this!!! Italy!!!!