Maid of Honor
One time Kaylie borrowed my shirt in San Francisco to wear under a cape and neither of us ever saw the shirt again...but I found an unknown pair of sweatpants in my luggage, so win win. (The aforementioned crop top is last seen in this photo. RIP.)
Best Man
Rob is not only my brother, but my sparring partner. One time, he took advantage of having 15 years on me to flip me into the Christmas tree.
Matron of Honor
Katie & I have been friends for 20 years now...one time we drove 2 hours down the shore to get Wawa at 2am. Worth it.
Groomsman
Sam taught me what post-rock is. For better or worse, my life has never been the same.
Bridesmaid
"Megan is clearly the funnier Ardito" - Dave If you ever need to watch House Hunters International and scream judgments at the hunters, Megan is your girl.
Groomsman
Connie used me because I was the only kid in class who had an Xbox 360. We've been soulmates ever since.
Bridesman
I accidentally melted a lime green plastic bowl on Dave's stove once and he didn't kill me. That's friendship.
Groomsman
Louis has always been a driving force behind my music creation, & by driving, I mean running over & parking on my foot on the Fourth of July one year.
Bridesmaid
Fiona and I used to stream Fortnite together and neither of us knew how to build. It went as well as you would imagine.
Groomsman
Moises is the child that I one day hope to have.
Bridesmaid
Kelsey & Aryana met on Bumble BFF in 2019 and became fast friends…and then the plague happened! Now Aryana lives with Kelsey & Mike and our cats have become brothers.