Wedding Party
Emily Martin
Maid of Honor
Emily is the best friend, the sista' from another mista', and the one that may be responsible for bringing the bride and groom together many years ago. She is an avid feline enthusiast, and has provided reprieve for thousands of homeless cats. You think Joe Exotic did great things, well think again. Emily believes that every morning starts with a shot of tequila and a cold plunge to wake the system. Her family may or may not have ties with DeCavalcante crime family of the mafia, but you did not hear that here. She manages to survive on 3 hours of sleep a day and zero caffeine. We are all very impressed.
Chelsea Regan
Bridesmaid
Chelsea and I were like two peas in a pod (and literally went to a college party as such. Yes, we were VERY cool). We alternated our nights at U of A crying under tables trying to study for chemistry exams and dressing in matching outfits for themed parties. We starred as minions (Kevin and Stuart) in the hit movie "Despicable Me". Chelsea is currently in a top secret government role where she cannot discuss the details of her job, but we all know she has frequent conversations with the president himself, and much influence on the political direction of our country. Her husband, Ryan, and new baby, Henry, have added substantial influence in her life, and makes her questions her role in the prosperity of the great USA.
Kaitlyn McNalley
Bridesmaid
Kate declined several professional lacrosse contracts because she loves her friends and Arizona so much that she didn't want to leave. She often enters public spaces in disguise to avoid the media and paparazzi. Her sacrifice has lead her to a position at Sprouts as Executive Financial Analyst of Covert Affairs. In her spare time, she enjoys sky-diving, lion-wrestling, and deep sea exploration. She was almost amid the manifesto of the Titan submersible, but was one of the few advising them against the mission. She is a leader of her time and an influence to many.
Kristen Dorman
Bridesmaid
Kristen is my ride or die from college and beyond. Once we graduated, she began working on her lifelong dream to establish the first new city on the North American continent since 1860. She quickly gained a following and her city grew to be the largest and most modern place you have never heard of. Her success was so rapid and flawless, that she recently set her sights on the next challenge: colonize Jupiter. She has already built a self-sustaining compound with a small group of volunteer colonists, and it will soon be open to those interested in a planetary transfer. Fun Fact: The "Great Red Spot" on Jupiter is actually Kristen's personal swimming pool.
Sara Heine
Bridesmaid
Sara attended the University of Arizona, and was willing to take Sydney in during her sophomore year when she was kicked out of the dorms for having a petting zoo in the bathroom. Sara graduated valedictorian and went on to teach miniature goblins Linear Algebra and Differential Equations. In her free time, she competes in Ultimate Shark Wrestling Competitions and has won the world title 7 times. She owns a pack of huskies (her favorite being their leader, Kaya) and spends her winters dog sledding across large land masses with her husband, Austin.
Brianna Patrick
Bridesmaid
Bri hails from middle-of-somewhere-Ohio, and has gained many titles over the years. Animal Care Supervisor. Chaos Coordinator. Manager of Human Resources. Horse Whisperer. Trauma Therapist. Morgan Wallen's Muse. Fur-kid Aunt. Spontaneous Vacation Planner. For her, there is no jack of all trades, for she is master of all. She teaches Taekwondo to movie stars and amateurs alike, and is open to new clients if you are interested. She will meet you at the 19th Hole during cocktail hour if you would like to discuss this further.
Jon Maestas
Best Man
Jon is a hero. He served in the US NAVY and was deployed 45 times to Afghanistan. He saved 783 refugees from a deathly capturing of ISIS and was the best athlete on the high school football team. His heroics are known from Afghanistan to Phoenix, where he's now a father of a beautiful daughter and married. They reside in Peoria, AZ. Photo is from age 15.
Austin Chen
Groomsman
Austin and Josh go back decades with their friendship. Austin is a brilliant Engineer for Amazon, where Jeff Bezos has communicated and contacted him for his expertise on multiple occasions. The reason Amazon Prime exists is because Austin willed it so. He's smarter than you and me and JB (Austin's pet name for Mr. Bezos). Austin is a scratch golfer and lives in San Diego with his new bride Sara, a bridesmaid.
Ryan Deutsch
Groomsman
Ryan is as smart as they come and is a fantastic craps player, and new father to a young man by the name of Henry. Ryan manages more money than any of us have and loves golf, gambling, and debauchery. He's smarter than you.
Tony Natividad
Groomsman
Listen. When it comes to homies, friends, pals, better than acquaintances, ride or dies, Tony is at the top of that list for anyone. He's someone who will out drink you, out golf you (jk he quits on the 4th hole), and out laugh you. For someone as amazing and witty as Tony, he's the lucky one to have Josh in his life. (LOL).
Jaren Wright
Groomsman
Jaren will more than nurse you to health. Jaren is a beautiful human Josh met in nursing school and is the Director of Nursing at a company which won't be mentioned because, well, we don't actually know. Regardless, Jaren thought he was a good golfer until Josh's handicap got into the single digits, and then all bets were off. Jaren is a hunter, golfer, handlebar mustache wearer, amazing human being. Like all of the wedding party, Jaren will be around for decades to come.
Casey Smith
Groomsman
Casey is a doctor based in San Diego. Pretty fancy. In fact, without Casey we wouldn't have modern medicine and it's him we all should really thank. Casey lives in San Diego with his wife, also Sydney. Together they have a medicine empire.