FAQs

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Why did it take so long for this to happen?

Answer

Well, there's this thing called FAFSA...

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Who is this Jack Character/Sam Character I keep seeing referenced on this website?

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Jack is Sam. Sam is Jack.

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What's the age difference between the bride and groom again?

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LOL very funny

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Will I be able to request a song from the DJ?

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Why yes, you will! In fact, there is a choice for this on the RSVP! But the DJ has been instructed to ignore anything by U2, as the groom's ears will bleed if he hears Bono's voice.

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What happened to that private yacht thingy the Bride was all gloating over?

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Hahahah. Yeah. COVID sucks. Thanks for asking.

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Why should I travel to Boston from the comfort of sunny Florida/Arizona/New Jersey/etc just to witness this unholy union?

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A) Ouch... but OK... B) New Jersey isn't sunny C) 360 video booth, GIF booth, karaoke, open bar... it's gonna be a good time D) You like ice cream, don't you?

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Wait... there's ICE CREAM???

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Oh ho ho, not just ice cream... there will be a Ben & Jerry's sundae bar! Bring your Lactaid!

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So I want to be on the guest list for this shindig and I'm not showing up on the RSVP page.

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Well, smack my ass and call me Charlie! We'd love to have you come. Shoot an e-mail to luccieighteen@gmail.com and we will add your name toute suite!