Things To Do
A list of recommendations of activities to do at the wedding.
Have a glass of water
Make a new friend
Make inappropriate political and religious comments
Sign the guestbook
Have fun
Upstage the bride
You WILL get wine thrown on you
Cough the entire ceremony
atp just leave
Dance the night away
Bring a inconsolable baby
Find your true self
Propose to your girlfriend of 4 months
You will be booted
Cry tears of joy
Sit next to someone you haven't seen in awhile
Announce you are pregnant
Sneak your own alcohol to the wedding
We will not be serving alcohol
Make eye contact with the photographer taking candids
Bring your child so they stick their fingers in the cake
Arrive late as the bride is walking down the aisle
Park on the neighbor's lawn
Shake that thang on the dance floor
Bring a pet!
Purchase all the items off our registry
lowk wouldn't mind this
Flirt with the groom
Sit in a reserved seat
Scroll facebook marketplace during the ceremony
Turn your phone ringer on full volume
Cancel on us the day of the wedding
Leave the ceremony early to pick up your facebook marketplace find
Tell the bride she is too large for that dress
Have an allergic reaction
Come anyways even if you RSVPd no
For all the days along the way