Bridesmaid
Jen has known Tracy for her whole entire life! They went from singing Old MacDonald had a farm in unison > hitting each other in the forehead with spoons > passing geometry class together > becoming each other's bridesmaids! Jen's lucky to have Tracy as her older sister and appreciates the crap out of her.
Groomsman
Met in 6th grade. Went to middle school, high school, and college together. Classmates in the prestigious GATE program where they basically did WWF wrestling moves in class. Made the CSUF lacrosse team together by just existing. Best Coachella and travel buddies.
Bridesmaid
Jen met Viv during college in Spring 2017. She's like a little sister Jen has always wanted! They tag each other in Facebook memes everyday and exchange cute pupper photos. They planned a trip to South Korea together... but it got postponed due to COVID-19. Now waiting for the restrictions to be lifted so they can travel together. Jen cherishes Viv like crazy, so.. DON'T MESS WITH HER OR JEN WILL FIGHT YOU!
Groomsman
Essentially brothers since age 2. Never went to the same school, but saw each other almost weekly and even lived together for a couple years Grew up playing NES all the way to the Switch. Our entire lives revolved around food, alcohol, and video games.
Bridesmaid
Jen met Vivian during college in Fall 2015. Their friendship started out very strong until they hit a road bump, which caused Jen to ignore Vivian for almost a whole year! They've reconnected and since then Vivian has been one of the most supportive, silliest, down-to-earth, and closest friend that Jen has ever had.
Groomsman
Friends since 1st grade. Funniest dude ever, and I'm grateful that he (in)voluntarily assumes all my bad luck. He allows me to have a carefree outlook in life while keeping up with youths. Curtis, in return, has aged rapidly, has no risk tolerance, and yells at kids on his lawn and clouds in the sky. It's been a win-win relationship.
Officiant
Friends since middle school. Mainly a bad influence in high school. Invited me to lots of parties at UCLA. Tried to run away from life to Korea and Philippines, but we kept her grounded through long distance pep talks (harassment). She showed me around Korea and I showed her around Taiwan. Now inexplicably makes more money than me.