Maid of Honor
"Do you need any help with that?"
Best Man
"Does having kids make me the most responsible person here?"
Bridesmaid
"Is there a dance party after the rehearsal dinner too?"
Groomsman
"Has anybody seen my wallet?"
Bridesmaid
"All the activities were my idea, except for the ones you didn't like"
Groomsman
"How many caffeine pills you want?"
Bridesmaid
"Did you talk to my agent about photo rights first?"
Groomsman
"If you don't overdo it, it's not worth it"
Mother of the Bride
"Whoever stays up latest wins"
Mother of the Groom
"Bedtime in the main house is 8 pm"
Father of the Bride
"Just leave me some single malt"
Father of the Groom
"Of course I write my own comedy, why?"
Flower Girl
"Are they serving chicken fingers?"
Flower Girl
"Andrew is my favorite uncle by far"
Usher
"I'll give you KD for CP3, no trade backs"
Brother of the Groom
"Rajah dat brah, shoots"
Sister of the Groom
"Can I help with the daily llama baths?"