Maid of Honor
Fam. Longest standing roommate. Best Friend. Little Sister physically and figuratively. Obviously the favorite child.
Best Man
Best friend and neighbor since diapers. Pushed my stroller into traffic. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Bridesmaid
New Fam. Saint for being Birth Sister to the Karl. Favorite friend to make fun of Karl with. Once dropped a camera on my head.
Best Man
A best friend from high school day 1. Founding member of couch squad. Knows that Boston fans are WHACK.
Bridesmaid
Hated each other when we first met, still not sure about if we even like each other now. Lax brah. College Roommate. Favorite weirdo.
Groomsman
Fellow gamer and Guitar Hero. Has never had a brother...unless there are unknown family histories but we will be each others soon!
Bridesmaid
College Lax stick sister. Fellow lover of Dinosaurs, ToyStory, and sugar. Roomie. Favorite / Best Hype man.
Groomsman
Grade school best friend. Once quit a team with a tyrannical dictator to start a team with brotherhood, good times and beers. Also, yellow cards.
Bridesmaid
#1 Keeper of the lacrosse net. Vent session extrordinairre. College roomie. Favorite last line of defense.
Groomsman
First friend in high school. Wrote an essay about it that got me into college. Avid Flyers fan and hypeman. Scdood wit da booooiiiii.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of Steph. Forever friend. Many of my fondest memories involve near deaths while she babysat me.
Groomsman
Favorite homie to talk film with. When couch squad wins, we all win. Rupert Holmes - Escape is the greatest love song ever made.
Bridesmaid
High-school Best Friend. Runner buddy since day 1. Fellow dog lover. Favorite friend to do irrational things with.
Groomsman
College best friend and track brother. If you wanna go fast, run faster. Favorite friend to throw up next to and eat chicken parm with.