FAQs

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Why isn't everyone invited to the wedding?

Answer

Having a big wedding was stressing us out, and we started getting grumpy with each other. So, we decided to downsize. We considered eloping, but Val got mad.

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Will there be dancing at the party?

Answer

There will not be a DJ or dance floor, but if you want to dance, go ahead and shake what the good Lord gave ya.

Question

What did Jeff do to deserve Stacey?

Answer

He's actually a very good person. He loves animals, feels a lot of compassion for the poor and marginalized, and does Stacey's laundry.

Question

Why have you gone on so many trips?

Answer

It's fun.

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Are you the funniest two people on the planet?

Answer

Yes. Yes we are.

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Does Jeff enjoy Stacey's flair for the dramatic?

Answer

When they first started dating, Stacey told Jeff that sometimes she exaggerates things and that he can divide most things she says by five. Jeff has found this information to be invaluable over the years.

Question

Is Jeff actually a Luchador wrestler?

Answer

If you want this work, step to him and find out.