Worth waiting for!

Tired of endless first dates we'd almost given up. Then Stacey saw Jeff's picture on a dating site. He was carrying a giant Tortoise and wearing overalls. Overcome with lust, she hit the like button. A week later, they went on their first date to El Rancho Grande. Jeff ordered the Night Hawk, their famous enchiladas containing two pounds of cheese. Though Stacey was impressed with Jeff's capacity for cheese, the night took a turn for the worse when Jeff's stomach was not as accommodating. Stacey watched with confusion as Jeff stopped laughing at her jokes and kept looking at the door. Then suddenly he jumped up and said, "I have to leave. I'm having some stomach issues!" Stacey worried she'd made Jeff sick, and that she'd never see him again. Fortunately they had dinner again a few days later, and have been in love ever since.