Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride. “Sami Squiwes, oh boy wew getting a new fwidge”. As seen on fox 8 awkwardly sliding back into her chair while the camera is diverted elsewhere.
Bridesmaid
College roommate of the bride. Known for playing Taylor swift EVERY SINGLE DAY in the room across from the bride junior year. May have the “the Italian guy” was responsible for the holocaust.
Bridesmaid
College roommate of the bride. May have been seen hoping the 8ft tall fence at The Other Bar with the bride. Famous for creating a hole in the ceiling in their college house from throwing cat litter in the gutter.
Bridesmaid
Bride’s college/ post college roommate. Known for being bout it. Famous for: being featured in the Keeneland project video saying “I like the hot dogs”.
Bridesmaid
Met the bride in middle school. Also known as “cool girl”. May have had a hit and run with a brick mailbox growing up.
Bridesmaid
NEW Sister of the bride. Also known as “Fetty Kopp”. Don’t ask her where her favorite place for grits are in Charlotte.
Bridesmaid
Roommate of the bride in California/ corn teen partner. Most famous for “being tempted with a good time.” Known as the “gangly mofo”.
Best Man
High School Friend Without a doubt the best father of the wedding party. The only thing this guy loves more than camo is Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Groomsman
College Roommate Prefers his bedroom to have a hole in the wall. This man loves downing Margs at Senor Iguanas after a long day at the track.
Groomsman
Phillip Leopold High School Friend “Ocho Pleo”. While his baseball career may have come to an end, his rap songs continue to impress.
Groomsman
High School Friend “Troy”. The only thing better looking than Cody’s outfits are the lawns he cuts. Made wearing tights under basketball shorts “cool”.
Groomsman
High School Friend Most likely to get sunburnt after being outside for 5 minutes. Do not let this man drive your scooter.
Groomsman
High School Friend Never afraid to throw a party in his mom’s basement. Learned to drive by taking the car for joyrides around his neighborhood at 14.
Groomsman
Hunter’s first friend in Charlotte. Went to high school with Brittany. Only word Kevin says more than “Yes” is “Fore”!