Maid of Honor
Cousin of the Bride Most likely to be able to find a costume for a theme party on short notice
Best Man
Friend of the Groom Most likely to have a cribbage board with them
Matron of Honor
Friend of the Bride Most likely to walk across an entire city to visit an obscure tourist attraction (Like a decommissioned crane in Scotland, for example)
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom Most likely to help you change a car tire in the middle of winter
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride Most likely to have the highest mountain bike miles on Strava
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom Most likely to be playing the Recorder where you'd least expect it
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride Most likely to have a spare dog leash in their vehicle at any given moment
Groomsman
Friend (and Introducer) of the Couple Most likely to be elected Mayor of Moorhead
Honor Attendant
Friend of the Couple Most likely to be listening to an audio book or podcast at the bar
Usher
Friend of the Groom Most likely to catcall Spencer on the morning commute
Honor Attendant
Friend of the Couple Most likely to have a custom playlist made for any occasion
Usher
Friend of the Groom Most likely to open the door, Get on the floor, and Walk the Dinosaur https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk
Ring Bearer & Flower Girl
Nephew and Niece of the Bride Most likely to be the first people on the dance floor for "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel