Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Chief Maid of Honor Has been broke since 2012 but somehow still working 24/7 — a true inspiration.
Best Man
Best Man & CFO of Cigars Keeps the groom on schedule, the toasts on budget, and the cigars fully stocked.
Maid of Honor
Translator 🌍 (Japanese, Spanish, English, Swedish)
Bridesmaid
TikTok Producer Extraordinaire 🎥 Aspiring influencer since 2016 — still waiting for her viral moment.
Bridesmaid
Instagram Content Director 📸 Fitness queen, part-time dog sitter, full-time manifester of her dream man, dream house, and dream car.
Head Chef
Responsible for keeping everyone fed and happy. If something can be grilled, sautéed, or flambéed, Meg’s already on it.
404 Sleep Not Found
Can debug a website in seconds but can’t debug her urge to stay out all night. Responsible for keeping the Wi-Fi alive and the party going long after everyone else wants to go home.
Father of the Bride
Head of Drone Operations / Ansvarig för drönaroperationer 🚁
Mother of the Bride
Babysitter to Elijah / Barnvakt till Elijah
Official Wedding DJ
Sleeps all day so he has the energy to keep the dance floor alive all night.
Chief Comedy Officer / Skämtdirektör
The human espresso shot — always loud, always funny, always everywhere.
Dance Floor Captain & Zoe’s Dogsitter
First on, last off the dance floor. Official guardian of the real VIP, Zoe.
Beverage Director / Festfixaren
Makes sure everyone’s glass is always full and the party never slows down.
The Business Man
Can turn any situation into a business meeting.
Nightlife Coordinator 🍸
Bus, club, another club, bus, drink, another bus, another club, drink.
Travel Guide / Reseguide
Probably already has her suitcase packed and knows all the shortcuts to the airport.
Doctor Mingling
Single, ready to mingle, and goes out solo like it’s a prescription. At the wedding, he’s responsible for checking pulses on the dance floor and writing prescriptions for more champagne.
Emotional Support Person
Ready with hugs, tissues, and pep talks.
Lead Vocalist /Huvudsångare
Responsible for serenading the crowd (and maybe stealing the spotlight). Ansvarar för att sjunga för publiken (och kanske stjäla showen).
Tjejgängets CEO
Had so many girlfriends that we basically had to schedule the wedding around her calendar. 💕
Head Cleaner & Perfection Patrol
Everything she touches shines — her apartment is the cleanest in LA, and her hair, nails, and outfit are always at the same level. Perfect.
Conversation Coordinator
Guarantees there’s never an awkward silence—talks enough for everyone.
Undercover Party Girl
looks innocent, but somehow ends up leading the after-party.
Off-Duty Politician
Finally ready to relax and have fun—grandma’s got the babysitting covered.
Ordförande för Debattklubben
Ingen middag utan debatt, ingen debatt utan Aaron.
Couple Therapist
Solves problems you didn’t even know you had (usually with wine). Löser problem ni inte ens visste att ni hade (oftast med vin).
Prank Coordinator /Busansvarig
No one is safe. Not even the bride and groom. Ingen går säker. Inte ens brudparet.
Chief Barketing Officer 🐾
Chief Barketing Officer 🐾 (always has something to say during the speeches) Head of Security (barks at every guest arriving) Professional Crumb Collector (handles all food that falls to the floor) Noise Coordinator (guarantees there’s never a quiet moment)