Officiant
She makes everything around her better, and we hope that by conducting our wedding ceremony, her "Joy" infuses our marriage!
Best Man
Brad’s padawan, first of the clan to get a tattoo, and noted jokester.
Matron of Honor
Sister of the bride, and her first friend. She’s small, but she’s scary when she wears a bun.
Best Man
Derives his intelligence & genetics from his older brother. Credits his ‘toughness’ to the groom.
Maid of Honor
The bride's right-hand man.
Groomsman
No description needed
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride (but basically her sister) Loves cheese and Rupert and mudslides.
Groomsman
A modern renaissance man with a flair for fashion and love of large champagne bottles
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride (and future President) Higher IQ than most of the bridal party (combined).
Groomsman
Fellow Lover of: tight spandex pants, hockey, lifting weights, and little people
Bridesmaid
The Panda. Delanoy Avenue bestie of the bride since childhood; moral supporter of the groom during the ring purchasing phase.
Groomsman
First bonded over their deep affection for Ohio State Football
Bridesmaid
Amazing AF Holds the world icing record.
Groomsman
Loves bananas 🍌
Bridesmaid
She has kept the groom alive and generally out of trouble since college.
Groomsman
Future real estate magnate, performs a scorching rendition of ‘the ladies man’, and is a noted ‘former’ ladies man
Bridesmaid
BFF of the groom / 100+ mile bike ride partner of the bride. Scared of biking down hills
Groomsman
Cousin of the bride (but basically her brother) Enjoys being picked up from bars in minivans.