Your presence is the only gift we need. Thank you for travelling from near and far to spend this incredible day with us. Should you insist on spoiling us more, a gift card to any store would be most appreciated.
While we adore (some of) your kids, please arrange a babysitter and enjoy a 'date night' on us.
Unfortunately not, so we suggest you Uber or call in that favour from your mate round the corner.
Of course - think Hamptons garden party and you'll fit right in.