Maid of Honor
We have been best friends since Kindergarten, which might have been a forced friendship on her side, but I am still very thankful.
Best Man
He is undoubtedly my favorite brother even though he cried when he found out that he was getting a "little" brother and not a sister.
Matron of Honor
Even though she bossed me around and cut off the heads of my barbie dolls, I thought my big sister might be important for my big day.
Groomswoman
Our friendship lasted through the awkwardness of middle school, puberty in high school, and distance in college. Someone, ANYONE please take her off my hands.
Bridesmaid
3 a.m. Taco Bell runs bond you for life. Thank you for driving me around, while simultaneously making me fear for my life.
Groomsman
Once my bitter enemy in 2nd grade turned into my roommate with a great hatred for doors.
Bridesmaid
Never thought I'd have the female version of Napoleon Dynamite in my wedding, but here we are.
Groomsman
One of the worst Call of Duty players of all time, but at least he's a good hype man.
Bridesmaid
Better keep the mayonnaise locked up; otherwise, you will find her in the corner eating it from the jar with a spoon.
Groomsman
Have you ever seen a movie/tv show where the main character has an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other? Brad is certainly NOT the angel.
Bridesmaid
From Hot Cheeto girl to bridesmaid, she'll clean up nice.
Groomswoman
If she is driving, do yourself a favor and just call an Uber.
Bridesmaid
Since Howie cannot attend (her cat), I have chosen Katie as a stand-in. It also doesn't hurt that she is my personal bodyguard.
Groomsman
Beware of this one, he is the most accident-prone human being I have ever met (ala Steve Urkel).
Ring Bearer
The cutest ring bearers you will ever see!
Flower Girl
The hairiest flower girl you will lay your eyes upon.
Officiant
Bullied Josh in high school, and now we bullied her into marrying us.