Best Man
Best buds since about when this picture was taken
Matron of Honor
We met when Ashley was taking a walk with her dad in our neighborhood and I was in my driveway and offered her an oreo with a mouthful of oreos. She said no.
Groomsman
First college friend - bonded over pepperoni pizza and weird music. Also broke the groom's nose
Bridesman
Once wrestled an inflatable alligator dressed as Steve Irwin at a high school basketball game against a team called the Gators.
Groomsman
party animal, lego lover, chiru dad
Bridesmaid
Partner in many crimes
Groomsman
can do 10,000 burpees in a row
Bridesman
Looking for "the one". Likes long walks on the beach
Groomsman
perpetual loser in all things racquetball, fifa, and chess
Bridesmaid
We make dinner reservations before booking our flights to see each other
Groomsman
Fellow wooden spoon survivor
Bridesmaid
Future sister-in-law and fellow dinosaur/dog-lover
Dog of Honor
a.k.a. Best Pup
Usher
An award-winning storyteller who always reminds me I am the worst storyteller.
Usher
soccer bros 4 lyfe
Usher
Creator of the best Friendship video montages
Usher
Lunch meat lover. Second brother to the bride
Officiant
Really really loves spider man