Bride
Hayley is here to acquire half an engineer's salary.
Groom
Isaac is an engineer.
Maid of Honor
Sammi and Hayley have been friends since kindergarten. They both attended Emerson Elementary and Lincoln Middle, tragically separated in high school, then joyously reunited as roommates for several years at the University of Minnesota. Sammi is graciously traveling to us from her home in Maine where she enjoys wearing a cable knit sweater to gaze longingly out onto the sea, and also making pottery with her wife Kiara.
Best Man
Eli and Isaac have known each other since May 31, 2000. Eli is the unfortunate, tortured little brother of Isaac. Eli once had the marvelous opportunity of living rent-free behind Isaac's couch for several months. Eli is graciously traveling to us from his home in a van, and occasionally from the same apartment he slept behind the couch of in Milwaukee. If you can't find him at either of these places, he's probably at Hosed on Brady with his girlfriend Emily.
Officiant
Sam is the other unfortunate little brother of our groom and he is generously leading the day's ceremony affairs. Sam brings along his girlfriend Catie, resides in Appleton, and is an avid enjoyer of Creed, tequila and sprite, and running faster than both Hayley and Isaac.
Groomsman
Ben and Isaac were roommates at Babcock House in Madison and Ben is Isaac's chronic, lifelong victim. Ben is joining us from his home in Middleton with his fiancé Jenna and their dog Duke.
Groomsman
Tate and Isaac are Babcock House alums and avid Jäger enthusiasts, much to everyone's dismay. Tate is joining us from his home in Grand Forks, North Dakota with his wife Haley.
Groomsman
Jake and Isaac are Babcock House alums. Jake is a brandy old fashioned man and joins us from his home in Lodi where he lives with his wife Kate and little ones Ellamay and Colton.
Groomsman
Mike and Isaac are survivors of their former shared workplace in Milwaukee. Mike enjoys receiving questions about frogs, rocks, or Matchbox Twenty. Mike joins us from his home in Milwaukee with his wife Naomi.
Flower Girl
Violet is the redheaded tornado niece of the bride & groom.
Ring Bearer
Ari is the chunky monkey little nephew of the bride & groom.