Wedding Party
Nicolle Fidel Castro Moyer
Bride
Supreme Leader / Prime Minister / Führer / Chairman / Dictator / Tyrant
Randy Fox
Groom
Nicolle's #1 bitch for the day. Someone help this man.
Caitlin Feldman
Maid of Honor
Bryan #2 Fox
Prius & EV Charger Guy
Bryan is our Diversity Equity and Inclusion fulfillment (See picture above). Saving the planet 1 Toyota Prius at a time. (See the groom's picture). He's been known to be found creating friction on the dance floor for new energy uses. Bryan is in charge of saving the planet and charging all EVs for our special day.
Jennifer Brennan
Best Woman
Michael Havin' A Good Time Fox
Honorary Swear Jar Contributor
Mike has by far exceeded all expectations in contributions to the Mother of the Groom's Swear Jar Fund. He's been known to pre-pay at all family events. A truly generous human being! His nickname was inspired by his karaoke skills, and he's also been known for hitting Mackelmore's DOWNTOWN scream 100% of the time every time. Mike is in charge of collecting and donating to Jan's Swear Jar Fund and stealing the microphone on our special day.
Desiree Lamb
Bridesmaid
Heyyyyy Rich! Skrobin
Air-Guitar Guy
This guy can play the guitar with pretty much anything a broom, a leaf blower, a shovel (specializing in garage equipment)... or nothing at all! A truly talented musician. Fun fact: Rick currently holds the Record for the largest air guitar collection in the world. Rick is in charge of maintaining, finding, and supplying our Air Guitar collection throughout our special day.
Morgan Sellers
Bridesmaid
Ryan Bison Krueger
Pizza Orderer Guy
I'll take a Nonna's stadium-sized pizza with double dough, extra cheese, roast beef, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, garlic... Owner's son: "Pops he's messing with you this isn't a real order" Ryan: "Shut up, I'm not done! and 3 orders of mozzarella sticks chopped up and sprinkled on top." Owner: "That's one pizza for $187 coming up!" Ryan is in charge of all pizza orders and recommendations for our guests on our special day.
Klaudia Shots? Bradley
Bridesmaid
Joe Cabana Boy #5 Bradley
Stogie Guy
Stogies? Why not! Are you looking for a nice smooth brown pole to stick in your mouth and smoke? This is the man to talk to! A real Mr. worldwide traveler and stogie connoisseur. Pit Bull ain't got nothin on him! Joe is in charge of all stogie recommendations for our guests on our special day for those that just wanna sit back and relax on their Florida vacation and stick something in their mouth and smoke it.
Dean Fox
Father of the Groom
Inspiration for "The Dean's List" music playlist. Unfortunately, with Supreme Leader Nicolle in charge of music, your ears may not be blessed with the sounds of The Dean's List. (Although I make sneak a few songs in there). He really brings out the air guitar collection in everyone. Harvard, Yale, Princeton, & Columbia ain't got nothin on this Dean's List! They can take their Pro Hamas protests and shove it!
Janice Fox
Mother of the Groom
Known for twisting and shouting and kickin it on the dance floor... just in a respectable way! Because she's also the owner of The Swear Jar. Feel free to donate to her fund through Mike or ask her to dance to earn extra brownie points! (P.S. Tim, no you can't dance with her all night). Kick it up a notch with her Elaine-style on the dance floor!
Steve Moyer
Father of the Bride
Laurie Moyer
Mother of the Bride
Dallas Feldman
Officiant