Bride
Got great taste in tattoos after she met the Groom. Enjoys hikes, HATEs planning them.
Groom
Thinks his tattoos are superior. Lied about his hobbies when he first met the Bride, and subsequently almost killed us on more than one hike.
Maid of Honor
Moved to Florida and thinks she's cool now. Plays too many instruments. Is always down to have a dance party with the Bride. Ask her about theater.
Best Man
Tier one beer smuggler. Cannot be stopped from bringing in outside drinks to the Paddle Trap. Became a Doctor to fuel his gambling addiction. Still not his parents' favorite child.
Matron of Honor
Decided to have a baby without the Bride. Has too many cats. Will dance to no music and loves making charcuterie boards with the bride. Ask her about Emily.
Groomsman
Was so inspired by the Groom that he followed in his footsteps to the U.S Army Air Assault, Ranger, and Airborne School. Ask him about his prison tattoo.
Bridesmaid
Really likes teeth. Took the Bride on a romantic holiday to Hawaii. Lived in a fraternity for 4 years. Ask her about her college stories with the bride.
Groomsman
The Groom's college roommate. Misses his 2003 Nissan Sentra. Owner of two very cool cats and one very cool motorcycle.
Bridesmaid
Muscle mommy. The Bride's best college roommate. Will get drunk off one White Claw. Ask about her cats.
Groomsman
Pronounced "Eon". Semi-pro card counter cards (isn't Rainman). Great taste in tattoos.
Bridesmaid
Moved to Denver and thinks she's a star. Will always drink a gin and tonic with the Bride. Ask her about Mexican cokes.
Groomsman
Met the Groom while lost in the woods at Camp Ripley Minnesota best friends ever since.
Bridesmaid
A human Barbie doll. Personality revolves around living on a lake. Ask her about Rhett.
Groomsman
Also met Groom while lost in the woods, best friends ever since. Will loose his shirt by the end of the night.
Bridesmaid
Is in love with the Bride. Wears the pants in her relationship. Will drink beer and gamble at 2PM with the Bride. Ask her about pickle beers.
Groomsman
Best liaison the British Army has ever seen. Certified trauma bonded for life while stationed in Germany with the Groom. Ask him about his BMW M3.
Bridesmaid
Is a human version of a daisy. Also the smartest person the Bride knows. Will drink red wine anytime with the Bride. Ask her about Chuck Norris.
Brother of the Bride & Groomsmen
Divorced. Learned how to party from his older sister. Tries to grow a mustache.
Bridesmaid
Has known the Bride since middle school. Bakes a lot of sourdough bread and bagels. Ask her about her pride and joy, Asher.
Groomsman
Life long friend of the Groom from all the way back at Horizon Middle School.
Mother of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Bride
Father of the Groom
Brother of the Bride
Sister of the Groom
Usher
Usher
Officiant