Groom
Hi. My names Jaeme Haeberle and welcome to Jackass.
Bride
Best Man
My name is Shawn Hierstetter and I like to party. CALLED IT!!!!
Maid of Honor
I’ve been friends with Sarah since we were 16, I added her on MySpace because her ex went to my school and would sit at my lunch table and talk about how cool she was. Then, one day we finally met up at the mall and hit it off. We’ve been through all kinds of ups and downs in life but we’ve managed to work through them because our friendship is worth it. I’ve found a friend for life, a sister not by blood but by our hearts. Jaeme’s pretty cool too, he’s definitely lucky and so am I.
Groomsman
Hello! My name is Eric, or as many will call me, Erm. I’ve know Jaeme and Sarah for about a decade now. We have had good times together! We’ve also struggled through bad times. But none of those times I would ever give up. I’m not too talkative for the most part, and sort of shy. It’s been quite a long time coming but it’s finally happening and I’m exited to see you all there.
Bridesmaid
Sistah from another mistah. I'm Ali the "Cool mom" the first roommate of Sarah's and the one with all that motherly advice.
Groomsman
Hi I’m zach and I am Jaeme’s little brother. I just wanna say I love you two and I can’t wait for the wedding!
Bridesmaid
From physics class 2004 to standing by your side in 2021. Here’s to great friendships 🍻
Groomsman
Hi It’s Shae, I’m jaemes third favorite brother. In the same breathe I’m the most handsome and charming of the Haeberle boys. I enjoy hiking, women in yoga pants, basketball, air conditioning, and not ruining my life. My family is the greatest family ever and I don’t know where I’d be without them. I love Jaeme and Sarah tremendously and I would knife someone for them.
Bridesmaid
Hi my name is Megan Polonesi and I was honored when Sarah asked me to be one of her bridesmaids. I am engaged to Jaeme’s brother Kyle and we have a 4 month old daughter together. I love my family and being a mom. I’m so glad to be a part of this wedding and can’t wait for our families to get bigger! I love you guys!
Groomsman
I’m Kyle , I am blessed with amazing brothers, all whom I believe make the world a better place. My family means everything to me and to have my daughter feel the love my family has for each other makes me as happy as I’ve ever been. With all of you guys , I have everything I need.