Wedding Party

Sara Elizabeth Mohr

Bride

Jordan Tyler Mesch

Groom

Becca Warden

Maid of Honor

Answer: A tightrope walker with no arms Reasoning: Being an opossum, no matter how good at acting you are, would be miserable.

Danny Eckstein

Best Man

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead Reasoning: Playing dead is a b*tch move

Elizabeth Davitt

Bridesmaid

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead Reasoning: I can just hide from all the crazy mfs and hiss at people.

Andy Wright

Groomsman

Answer: A tightrope walker with no arms Reasoning: At least i'd still be a human. Also - got to imagine you could still use those giant pole things for balance, just wouldn't be able to hold them normally. Could maybe get one that acts like the barbell when doing squats at the gym, just with the bar being extra long and glued to your neck/traps.

Jessica Martin

Bridesmaid

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead. Reasoning: It’s funny to be a possum that doesn’t know how to play dead.

Ian Richard

Groomsman

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead. Reasoning: I was a possum in a past life.

Karina Kauffman Brown

Bridesmaid

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead Reasoning: Failing to play dead >>> being dead from falling off a tightrope.

Connor Dalbow

Groomsman

Answer: A tightrope walker with no legs Reasoning: Cause then I’d have arms.

Makenna Stafford

Bridesmaid

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead. Response: Seems like I have a better chance of surviving the tightrope lmao.

Isaac Yung

Groomsman

Answer: A tightrope walker with no arms Reasoning: Opossum would be instantly killed.

Sami Sanfelice

Bridesmaid

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead. Reasoning: I’d make sure I’d be in situations where I never had to play dead.

Kyle McMorrow

Groomsman

Answer: A tightrope walker with no arms. Reasoning: Obvious.

Tonya Khounani

Bridesmaid

Answer: An opossum that doesn’t know how to play dead. Response: I know how to play dead.

Michael Pierotti

Groomsman

Answer: An opossum with no arms. Reasoning: Best of both worlds.

Parker Jo Vallette

Flower Girl

William Hansen Vallette

Ring Bearer

Matthew Blaylock

Officiant

Answer: An opossum that doesn't know how to play dead. Reasoning: Nothing is im-possum-ble.