Bride
Sam's wife. Accountant by day and night. Still hates carrots. Fun Fact: Will be wearing white.
Groom
Emily's frail husband. Tall. Hates literally no food. Fun Fact: Sam is to "blame" for the decision to hyphenate, leaving the bride & groom with a 19 letter last name.
Person of Honor
From IT. Dangerous Nights Crew. Talks to Sam about sports so Emily doesn't have to. Fun Fact: Attended UW-Eau Claire at the same time as Sam & Em. Funner Fact: Lived on the same floor of the same dorm as Sam for a year. Funnest Fact: None of them met until after college...in Madison.
Co-Best Man
It's Joosh. Loves beer with mustard. Dad to dog (pictured). Dad to human (not pictured). Fun Fact: Josh has pretended it's still funny when Sam pretends to put mustard in his beer for over 7 years.
Maid of Honor
KT Tunstall. Teacher Extraordinaire. Loves a good charcuterie board. Fun Fact: Katie has pretended it's still funny when Sam & Em call her KT Tunstall for over 7 years.
Co-Best Man
Total Bro. Sam’s brother from the same mother. So regular brother. Actor. Singer. No longer has a mustache. Fun Fact: Jack has known Sam his whole life.
Brother of the Bride
Broseph. Emily’s Favorite Brother. Country Music Encyclopedia. Seller of bort buns and ruiner of everything (if you know, you know). Fun Fact: Joe has known Emily his whole life.
Bridesmaid
The Ina to Emily's Jeffrey. Has been going along with Emily's antics since 2nd grade. Fun Fact: Jess & Emily joined the dodgeball club their freshman year of college. They tried their best.
Bridesmaid
Has lived on both coasts. Runner. Used to live in the same duplex as Emily's sister. Fun Fact: Emily & Paige once got lost in the Arboretum. Spoiler Alert: they eventually found their way out.
Bridesmaid
The Daphne to Emily's Velma. Crafty. Shares Emily's middle name. Fun Fact: In high school, Emily & Alyssa sang a very lovely duet where the only lyric was "meow".
Bridesmaid
Has a sweet tooth to rival Sam's. Twin. Always holds the book in the book club photo. Fun Fact: Emily met Ash (over a decade ago!) when Paige lived with Ash's (now) husband in college.
Officiant
Calmly delivering lines that hopefully Sam will repeat. Hostess with the Mostest. Living Sam's dream (having two adorable corgis). Fun Fact: Jeanie officiated Em & Sam's first wedding.