Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride - the one who lives off the grid and shows sign of life once every two weeks
Best Man
High school friend of the groom - the one who will party all night even with a beer rash covering his entire body
Maid of Honor
Childhood best friend of the bride - the one who lives in Texas but may still be heard in PA
Best Man
College roommate and teammate of groom - the one who had his best man speech written since 2015
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom - the one who we will have to tell that the ceremony starts at 8am so she will be there by 2pm
Groomsman
Childhood friend of the groom - the one who caused the groom to transfer after his freshman year of college
Bridesmaid
College roommate of the bride - the one who has been learning how to speak Spanish for 4 years but still only knows how to say "hola"
Groomsman
High school friend of the groom - the one who golfs everyday but can't make a cut
Bridesmaid
College roommate of the bride - the one who needs to always hold a railing when walking down the stairs to avoid casualty
Groomsman
College roommate and teammate of the groom - the one who we rely on for "life insurance" but doesn't have his life together
Bridesmaid
High school friend of the bride - the one who traded her Eagles tickets for Phillies' World Series tickets just to see the Phillies get no hits
Groomsman
High school friend of the groom - the one whose life revolves around being over/under
Bridesmaid
High school friend of the bride - the one who complains about "Sunday Scaries" but works from home
Groomsman
High school friend of the groom and college roommate/teammate - the one who we hope doesn't have to take a work call during the reception
Bridesmaid
High school friend of the bride - the one who is a nurse but doesn't know how to get to her house from the hospital without using a GPS
Groomsman
College roommate and teammate of the groom - the one who lives by the motto "those who can't play, coach"
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride - the one who gave up her “work study” job at a boardwalk candy store to move to Pittsburgh
Groomsman
College roommate and teammate of the groom - the one who is from Florida and loves warm weather, but moved to Jersey to play D3 baseball
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride - the one whose two dogs are her #1 personality trait
Groomsman
College teammate of the groom - the one who will sing every song at the top of his lungs but doesn't know the words