Sam & Kelsey
Wedding Party
Lindsey Finn
Maid of Honor
Kelsey's taller, younger sister Chemical Engineer Former high school athlete Popcorn and trash tv (Love Island) connoisseur Afraid of sharks Firmly believes her Nissan is an "off road vehicle"
Andrew Thompson
Best Man
Knows Sam pretty well Used to live in New York Chef (just like in Ratatouille but without the rat) Went to college with a dream of "giving bees better lives" Wine Sommelier (or just drinks wine that way) Took the song "Row Row Row Your Boat" really seriously and decided to do it professionally (College Rower)
Olivia Thompson
Bridesmaid
Sam's younger sister Kinda obsessed with Ketchup and Mustard Foreign Language Translator - Latin, TikToks, Gen-Z Slang Met Thor once (see photo) DRIVES A JEEP NOW Loves her murder cat Sagittarius
Hans Susgin
Groomsman
"Behind every mask there is a face, and behind that a story." - Marty Rubin - Hans with tortilla on face (2020) National Guard Medic & EMT Bought Sam a rug in Afghanistan and then had to carry it with him the remainder of his deployment (it is in Sam and Kelsey's house in great condition with all original sand) Whitewater Kayaker Successfully ate dinner at 6 different houses in one night by showing up unannounced around each friend's respective dinner time - an icon.
Josie Rykhus, Esq.
Bridesmaid
Attorney AT LAW Dog Mom AT LAW Born and Raised in the South (Dakota) Halloween Costume Contest Winner 24 years running Knows how to get in the secret room behind Mount Rushmore
Zach Berry
Groomsman
Introduced Sam and Kelsey Sent Kelsey this picture as his "funniest" picture Under mysterious circumstances, hotdogs fell down from the sky and landed on his car when he was a student at the University of Alabama. The police never found the culprit. Kelsey and Sam didn't see anyone with hotdogs from their position on a 5th floor balcony overlooking Zach's car.
Lillie Thurman
Bridesmaid
Part of the Kennedy / Schwarzenegger / Chris Pratt Family Can name all of the WW2 tanks Most likely to know whether National Treasure is based on a real story Same height as Kelsey, but 40x the knowledge of Taylor Swift Thinks deflate-gate was a deep state conspiracy to tarnish the reputation of Tom Brady Really disappointed Noah won't marry her on the field at Fenway Park
Mel Kenn
Groomsman
His real name is Rick Thinks Busch is the champagne of beers Has made it his mission to create a better tasting pizza than Chicago pizza, but it cannot be done Fan of the #2 team with a dog mascot in the SEC One of the founding members of Hunters Oaks International Golf Course
Jimmy Henry
Bridesman
A man of many names... Jimmy... Jimbo... Jimothy... James Boxer / Boxing Coach Crime Fighter / Authorized Vigilante (against money launderers that happen to bank with Regions bank) Voted most likely to eat chicken and rice for 365 days straight Also voted most likely to swallow a Whale-Shaped "Magic Grow Capsule" that Kelsey snuck into his margarita. He may or may not have a whale-shaped sponge (that grew 3x its size!) in his stomach.
Brad Peters
Groomsman
Superfan of the 2nd best MLB team in Chicago Former Team Captain - University of Alabama Intramural Softball Team Loves Pop Country music (unironically) Excellent home interior designer for people who want their house to be decorated for Christmas all year long Works for Jeff Bezos
Will Crabtree
Bridesman
Went to his first Alabama game when he was 1 day old Big Al tries to get pictures with him Has personal beef with Kirby Smart His dad fought in WW2 and his sister is older than his mom Flew on a plane for the first time in 2021
Ben Juengling
Groomsman
Used to play many instruments - the oboe, the didgeridoo, freshman girls' ringtones Permanently banned from Twitter Hunter / Vegetarian Fluent in French
Johnny Stamps
Bridesman
Puts the PD in Birmingham PD Falcons Superfan Nocturnal 4 Year Champion Speed Gingerbread House Builder with his partner Kelsey (uncontested) Certified 2 AM Weekday Beer Drinker because "thats a night officer's 6 PM" Drinks more energy drinks than Kelsey and is still alive
George Dudich
Groomsman
Brought an anaconda to Kelsey's 21st birthday and then lost it in the couch (don't worry he found her) Once lassoed a crocodile in the Amazon Can get you a snake at any time (like seriously, just ask) Voted most likely to be able to tame Pablo Escobar's hippos
Noah Leichliter
Bridesman
7 feet tall Recently traveled to many nice countries that totally didn't just go through genocides or civil wars Not from the city of brotherly love (he's from Lancaster) Kelsey once beat him in beer pong while wearing roller blades (humble flex) Future Mr. Lillie Thurman
Chase Lynk
Groomsman
Wishes Sam and Kelsey would buy actual glassware for their house and stop serving whisky and scotch in disposable cups Remembers the Alamo Big Texas guy PIZZA TIME 100% believes Sam can throw a brick 75 yards. Ask him about it.