Shit is about to get REAL

Anthony and Sabrina were both two socially awkward Millenials in 2014. Thus, they naturally turned to the seedy internet in hopes of finding companionship. They ended up meeting through OK Cupid, which is only slightly classier than Tinder. Anthony made the first move, complimenting Sabrina on her 'artistic' black and white photo. Sabrina was eager to reply, as Anthony had multiple photos of his biceps on display. She embarrassingly referred to him as an adonis (the THIRST was real). Their first date was at the Starbucks located off of Bradshaw Road. Anthony was late but he apologized profusely. Sabrina was immediately drawn to his Christian dad aura. She knew he was a man that she would enjoy corrupting. At one point, they went outside to sit on the patio when a SIP decided to have a loud phone conversation nearby. Anthony explained to Sabrina that SIPs are Self Important Pricks. Sabrina was amused and proceeded to yell profanities in an effort to annoy the gentleman. It worked, and at that moment, Anthony knew that he had met someone truly special. After three months of dating, they professed their love for one another on February 4th, 2015. They have been inseparable ever since.

Anthony proposed to Sabrina exactly one year after they met. After taking Sabrina out for a nice dinner, Anthony brought her to the Starbucks where they first met. He proposed to her with a beautiful art deco ring. A stranger documented the entire affair.