Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride and the coolest person alive!
Best Man
Evan and Ryan have been friends since they were crawling.
Bridesmaid
This one taught me how to drink beer, we've been friends for many a year!
Groomsman
Obviously the less superior of the Ryan's in this wedding.
Bridesmaid
Cecilia's so smart, she ranked high off the chart!
Grooms-bitch
Yeah. You read that right.
Bridesmaid
Sister from another mister!
Groomsman
Earle and Ryan would eat El Rancho sober. That's saying something.
Bridesmaid
Will be friends till the end!
Groomsman
Matt can play hockey much better, but Ryan can check him into the wall.
Usher
Miss McElwee is a queen bee!
Usher
The mimosa says it all.
Usher
She loves cheese and so do I; always down to hang on the fly.
Usher
If you cheer him on enough, he might do some breakdancing...