There once was a singer named Sammy Who partied from New York to Miami. She would dance and partake in malarkey, Tending a bar that played karaoke. She was a lover of life in her twenties, Now she’s getting engaged in her 30s. She met a dude with long hair and a beard; They played in a band that was awesome and weird. They became good friends in rehearsal, And life came together full circle. They moved to a land called Van Nuys And settled in a house of good size. They decided after 6 years to get married At a place in the woods full of fairies. It is here that they’ll make vows eternal Amongst family, friends, and the squirrels.