We’re gettin’ hitched!

We must start by giving credit where credit is due: Kailey would not have met Ryan had it not been for a few people. Sancia Davis- credit given for telling Kailey which phone number belonged to Ryan in their soccer group text. Also, for providing Kailey with Ryan's IG handle in August of 2018 the night she first laid eyes on him. This allowed Kailey to discern that Ryan was, indeed, single & that the blonde in his photos was his sister, not his girlfriend. THANK U 2 SANCIA. Lindsay Kirch- credit given to Miss Kirch because Kailey drove her to the JCC game where Kailey decided Ryan was cute. Kailey would not have met Ryan had it not been for this carpool situation. She also invited Kailey to play in the fall 2018 season, where Ryan saw Kailey play soccer for the first time and realized she was a female Messi. MANY THANKS TO LK. James Wimpress- credit given to the Honorable James Wimpress because he "convinced Ryan to stick it out for one more JCC soccer season". Said season was the one Kailey joined, causing Ryan to fall madly in love with her. He also didn’t sabotage her reputation when he found out they attended the same college. BRAVO JAMESEY.

Will Grimes- credit to Mr. Grimes because the night that Kailey & Ryan attended the same Seven Lions concert, Will told Kailey that Ryan was “literally the nicest guy ever” therefore sealing the deal. Will seemed trustworthy enough & also watched Summer Heights High / enjoyed scary movies. MUCHOS GRACIAS WILLIAM Literally all of Kailey’s girlfriends – credit given because they all gave Kailey advise knowing fully well she would do what she wanted to do anyway. Such patient angels. In addition, they stuck by Kailey’s side & remained positive when Ryan failed to text her back for 7 hours after she had asked him out. PROPS TO GURLFRANS Lastly, Eric P – credit given to Papa Pretzlaff because when Kailey asked HIS opinion, he said he “would be flattered if a girl wanted to ask him out” so Kailey did, indeed, ask Ryan out. Mrs. Pretzlaff asked Mr. Pretzlaff to marry HER, so it runs in the family. #GurlPowa