Best Man
🇺🇸 USMC 0331 💰Multi Unit Leader 💊 Pill & Powder Pusher 💪🏻 Certified Personal Trainer 🏋🏼 S:455 B:325 D:455 🐝 2x Spelling Bee Champ 😈 Internet Troll (Ryan’s brother, serving honorably as a Marine.)
Dude of Honor/Groomsman
“‘You and me and you and me and you and me and you and me and….’ — a song I wrote back in middle school. (Gabby’s brother, a talented drummer and musician who previously formed a band with Ryan.)
Bridesmaid
“The bride and I first met in middle school performing in Annie, where she was an orphan and I was a servant, and that was the beginning of a friendship I’m so grateful for today.” 🌸 💖 (“Met Gabby in middle school, and today she’s the proud owner of her own teaching and tutoring business.)
Groomsman
“Master of tomfoolery and cartoony hijinks.” (Met the bride and groom at late-night karaoke — an amazing singer and genuinely wholesome guy.)
Bridesmaid
“When we first met at the middle school carnival, an everlasting friendship was made. Can’t wait to support my girlie on her big day!” (Met Gabby back in middle school. She always knows how to mix a great drink and pick the perfect wine — she’s even the one who introduced Gabby to her favorite bottle. 🍷)
Groomsman
“You’re talking a lot of shit for someone within grab range” (specializes in jiu-jitsu, a friend of Gabby’s since high school and became good friends with Ryan.”
Bridesmaid
“The bride's first Hillsborough bestie, circa 2003." 🍮 (Gabby’s childhood next-door neighbor; they met at just 6 years old. She’s an amazing writer and has even published her own book.)
Groomsman
“Didn't know how to get here so I drove to Ryan's house first.” - (Met Ryan in middle school and formerly worked as a mechanic at Richard Lucas Dealership, the family business run by Gabby’s grandfather and his side of the family.)
Bridesmaid
“It's ironic that we aim for the stars, but many shooting stars kill themselves just to catch a dying glimpse of the radiant face of humanity." ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Met the bride in high school — a talented music teacher, singer, and musician.)
Groomsman
“Z z z Z Z z z z Z Z Z z z z z Z z z…” 😴 (Ryan’s longtime friend from middle school and a fearless motorcycle rider. Is sleepy.)
Bridesmaid
“I've been friends with Gabby since middle school and so excited and grateful to be a part of her special day!” 💝 (Became close friends with the bride in middle school, and makes some seriously amazing food.)
Groomsman
“When always in the mood, a thumbs up will do.” 👍 (Became friends with Ryan in college; known for his spot-on impressions.)
Bridesmaid
✨🎀 “Just a silly girl celebrating her best friend’s special day! I feel so lucky to be a part of Gabby’s life — and I’ll always be there for her, making her laugh no matter what.” 🎀✨ (Met the bride at a bowling party back in 6th grade. She’s a fashionable goth with incredible artistic talent.)
Groomsman
“I rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." (Has known Gabby and David for ages, and became good friends with Ryan. Writes jokes to deal with trauma.)
Bridesmaid
“The older we get, the harder it can become to make good friends. This is why I especially treasure my friendship with Gabby. She is a true kindred spirit. We have had many adventures, and I am so happy to be joining her wedding party for her biggest adventure yet!” (A gifted aesthetician, the bride had the pleasure of meeting her while working at Hand & Stone.)
Bridesmaid
“Dream big and follow your heart” ❤️ (A Barbie girl at heart who formed a close friendship with the bride during high school.)
Honor Attendant
“I’ve known Ryan my entire life, and I’m so glad I get to call him my little pog champ. Some bonds just stick with you forever.” (Invited to the wedding… but will he actually show up? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.)