Bridesmaid
Also known as 'Sister'! We met our freshman year of college at a meeting relating to student affairs, it was then that we discovered that people thought we were the same person, and had been confusing us for one another all over campus; you know, we're both tall ladies, have curly brown hair, brown eyes, and have lots of opinions! It's like we're twins! We became fast friends and have remained 'sisters' for going on 20 years now! Emily lives in Cleveland with her wife, Jensen, and their dog Rosie.
Bridesmaid
Also known as Cousin! Elizabeth really feels more like a sister though, and we've been very close since we were little. We lived together for several years in Clintonville; just a couple of ladies, her son, Luke; a dog, then 2 dogs, then 2 dogs and a cat, then 2 dogs, a cat, and a guinea pig, When Elizabeth was getting married, I moved out. She and her husband, Mike, now have 2 boys, 2 dogs, a cat, a guinea pig, a turtle, and maybe even a fish! It's a damn menagerie!! Seriously though, I wouldn't be me without cousin, she the raddest bitch you know!
Groomsman
Bro-Bot #001, John is my brother. He currently lives in West Philly, PA., and enjoys vintage Science Fiction and Fantasy, designing and tailoring clothing, and his cat Simone. After a time in the Peace Corps. he moved back to Columbus and we had the opportunity to live together in German Village. John is a great brother and a pretty good roommate. He is also a HUGE fan of Electronic Dance music. Living together we listened to A LOT of Daft Punk's 'Random Access Memories'. "So we put dah click on the 24-track..."
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Bro-Bot #002, Bob is also my brother. He currently resides in Addison, TX. He is a master tunesmith on the Bass Guitar & Baritone and is an alumnus of the prestigious Ohio State Marching Band. When I was in High School I would bring Bob out to entertain my friends. This once backfired when he swung a die-cast tractor into my face as I was holding him. I tried to repay the favor by taking him to R-rated movies and cool places around Columbus during his formative years. He knew from an early age that if you order at Hounddog's you ALWAYS get Smokin' Joe's style crust.
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Slotted for Bro-Bot #003-IL, Tony is also Rose's brother. He's a weird guy, but he has a nice family. Tony and I have been hanging out since our post-college years when we both were involved in arts-related non-profits & general shenanigans, often both together. Tony has always made me laugh and doesn't mind that one of his drinkin' buddies fell in love with his sister so I consider him a pretty cool guy. He also enjoys Record Collecting and the Outdoors.
Bridesmaid
My best lady since 1989! I am sometimes referred to as the 5th Boyle daughter, Michelle being the youngest of her 4 sisters. Michelle is the most dramatic, loving, passionate human I know. We've been on this friend journey through all the ups and downs and curves life as thrown our way; Michelle is usually singing loudly at me for most of it! We will openly admit to still playing with our Barbies until wellll past the age to have stopped. And by 'playing', I mean I would dress them/style them and Michelle would steal all the men dolls and make up dramatic stories for them!