Best Man
Rich enough to drive a Ford Raptor and still humble enough to be the groom’s best man… questionable financial priorities, elite friendship choices.
Maid of Honor
The bride’s biological sister—so she’s been dealing with this her whole life.
Groomsman
High-key responsible for this entire relationship… so blame him
Maid of Honor
The bride’s best friend and full-time crisis manager… unpaid, underappreciated, and always right.
Groomsman
Let’s just hope we don’t meet Tarvis…
Bridesmaid
Looks adorable, but will absolutely destroy you if necessary.
Groomsman
A literal med student and the sweetest human alive… which makes him suspicious.
Bridesmaid
After 5 years of answering to the same name at the same time, the bride and her have mastered the art of confusion.
Groomsman
Sweetheart energy with heavyweight wrestler strength… proceed with caution.
Bridesmaid
The brides college roommate for four years… she’s seen things and survived.
Groomsman
The funniest guy in the room and 90% of the reason anything inappropriate gets said.
Bridesmaid
A friend the bride was never supposed to meet… and now she’s stuck with me forever.
Groomsman
Completely unhinged, but in a way that somehow makes everything more fun.
Bridesmaid
Sweet, kind, and still new enough to not fully know what she signed up for.
Bridesmaid
Shelbmaster 3000.
Usher
The reason we have a “drink responsibly” policy...
Usher
The younger Cantu and other reason we have a "drink responsibly" policy.
Honorary Bridesmaid
The brides high school best friend, this says everything you need to know about her!
Officiant
Something Blue
The brides siblings and the reason her life is still interesting.