Groom
Don't call him "Vince." No, not related to that comedian. Prefers spaghetti over rigatoni.
Bride
Soon to be Romano. Talks with her hands. Never finishes her coffee.
Best Man
Brother of the Groom. Cat(s) Dad. Loves Juuuice.
Matron of Honor
Sister of the Bride. Brand New Mama. Real life Leslie Knope.
Groomsman
BIL on the bride-side. Brand New Dad. Literal descendant of Highlanders.
Bridesmaid
SIL on the groom-side. Cat(s) mom. Loves a BLT.
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride. Dog Dad. Cowboys fan, sadly. (Vinny wrote this one).
Bridesmaid
Soon to be Gramuglia. Dog Mom. Apartment is *spotless*.
Groomsman
Monmouth Friend. New Dad. Long-suffering Jets fan.
Bridesmaid
3rd Grade Desk Buddy. Happily Newlywed. Mandatory DJ.
Groomsman
Hometown Friend. New Dad. Big fan of Ina Garten.
Bridesmaid
7th Grade Locker Buddy. Bad-Ass Engineer. Head of the Party Planning Committee (iykyk).
Groomsman
Hometown Friend. New Dad. The Leader.
Bridesmaid
College Gal Pal. Happily Newlywed. Only has 2 volumes, loud and louder.
Groomsman
Hometown Friend. Medical Professional. Does a great impression of The People’s Eyebrow. 🤨
Bridesmaid
College Gal Pal. Loves a good book. Will likely Amazon you something unannounced.
Groomsman
Monmouth Friend. Medical pro that can professionally put you to sleep. A real "putz" on the golf course.
Bridesmaid
Old School Pal. New Mama. Knott a fan of puns.
Bridesmaid
Bride-to-be in 2025! Medical Pro. Knows where to get everything on Amazon.
Bridesmaid
2nd grade desk pals. Newly engaged!! Dog person turned cat mom.
Parents of the Groom
The dynamic duo. They know everybody in town. Most likely to be spotted at KTB Cafe on the Boulevard.
Mother of the Bride
A heart of gold. Will send you home with leftovers. Unlike Rachel, actually finishes her coffee.
Father of the Bride
But also, an angel. Even from heaven, he'll bust your balls.
Flower Grandma
Grandma of the Bride. Loves butterflies. Big fan of saying hello.
Ring Bearer
Nephew of the Bride. Cutest little meatball. Big fan of Snoop Dogg.