Lindsay & Jesse
Wedding Party
Jordan Roberts
Maid of Honor
Jordan is Lindsay's sister. She is a master of taking selfies (clearly), can only keep a secret until the last moment when she breaks under pressure, and is lover of mixed drinks in a can. At the wedding you will most likely find her at Lindsay's side.
Blake Hoffman
Best Man
Blake is the best man, and also the 1st cousin of the bride… weird. Jesse and Blake go way back… dating back to dominating the handball courts in elementary school. Blake is a phenomenal drinker and a great time if you can just sneak him away from the rest of the family!
Robyn Brill
Matron of Honor
Robyn is Lindsay's cousin. She makes the best facial expressions, is a master of getting things moving, and pretends that she knows how to twerk. At the wedding you will find her crushing the horah.
Josh Kroll
Groomsman
Josh is Jesse's brother. They look nothing alike but share the exact same sense of humor. It is well known that Jesse is the favorite child, but Josh does come in at a close second. You will likely find Josh at the bar or on the dance floor enjoying a night off from work for the first time ever.
Louise Sylvester
Bridesmaid
Louise is one of Lindsay's closest friends from elementary school. She is a lover of gin and tonics, will start singing mid sentence while talking to you, and has a great Minnesotan accent. At the wedding you will find her cracking jokes all night long.
Harris Ahmadzai
Groomsman
Harris has known Jesse since his domination of the double rims at Deerhill basketball court in 6th grade. He is well known for his master game play in the board game Talisman and his uncanny ability to appear in every picture. If you are looking for someone to take a shot with, Harris is way ahead of you.
Kimi Chavez
Bridesmaid
Kimi is another close friend of Lindsay's since elementary school. She knows how to have a good time no matter what, could teach a masterclass in sass, and once had a hamster that had nine names. At the wedding you will most likely find her trying to get people to swing dance, or drinking gin (its' really a toss up).
Jon Bilchik
Groomsman
Jon has also known Jesse since 6th grade. He is a deep threat both on the basketball court and in 007 Nightfire for PS2. Jon is by far the best looking dad in the bridal party. You will likely find Jon enjoying his night out for this month partying with the other Bilchiks in attendance.
Carly Melber
Bridesmaid
Carly is a close friend of Lindsay's since elementary school. She makes the best chocolate chip cookies, lived in Austria after college, and does a wonderful rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. At the wedding you will definitely find her on the dance floor the entire time.
Danny Levitt
Groomsman
Danny has known Jesse since high school, when he made the expert decision to transfer to Oak Park. Danny is well known for his craft mix drinks and his annoying ability to catch every die falling off a table. You will likely find Danny partying with the rest of the Levitts on the dance floor.
Yejin Shin
Bridesmaid
Yejin is Lindsay's friend from grad school. She is a South Korean who loves American curse words, once mixed beer and whiskey and drank it, and would not give up an opportunity to sing "Bear Down". At the wedding you will definitely find her by the bar ready to party (no fish piss shots please)!
Dylan Fraychineaud
Groomsman
Captain Flank aka Dylan is best known for being the first to have the inside scoop of a story and has known Jesse since 4th grade. Dylan is always down for a good time and will likely be requesting the beer die table to come out in place of the dance floor.
Kimberly Hoffman
Bridesmaid
Kimberly is Lindsay's cousin. She is a certified yoga instructor, can probably recite all peanut comics by heart, and knows how to write a kickass wedding speech. At the wedding you will most likely find her where the cool kids are at.
Riley Protz
Groomsman
Riley was Jesse's first close friend in college and probably the reason Jesse made it through Oregon State at all. This fellow Beav can outdrink any duck at the party and will likely be boxing up leftovers of any food available to him.
Melissa Hoffman
Bridesmaid
Melissa is also Lindsay's cousin. She knows a ton of country line dances, is basically a social media influencer in China, and has been known to go to the bar in sweatpants. At the wedding you will find her trying to get everyone to "Roll Tide!"
Jordan Coutts
Groomsman
Coutts is another fellow Beav and always the life of the party. Jesse and Coutts played all of the games in their time at OSU. Both drinking games and intramural sports. If you can't find him, he may be under another table after trolling like he did in this photo.
Sydney Brill
Flower Girl
Sydney is Robyn's daughter and Lindsay's first cousin once removed. She is obsessed with Frozen, loves to say "boo" to scare people and is so excited to be the flower girl (she will absolutely tell you so!). At the wedding you will find her asking the band if they know "Let It Go."
Zach Roberts
Groomsman
Zach is Lindsay's brother, but more importantly, Jesse's beer drinking partner at Roberts' family dinners. Zach is always ready to have a good time. If you need to hear a dad joke or talk anything hockey, Zach is your guy.