Matron of Honor
Sierra, my only sister, has been my built in best friend from Day 1, so the greatest gift is getting married just a few months a part. From her I've learned to have a heart for what truly matters and to let everything else just work itself out. I hope to be as laid back of a bride as she was!
Maid of Honor
Alex, my current roommate, is the type of person everyone needs in their life. She loves so deeply, is loyal until the end, and isn't afraid to lawyer up and negotiate on your behalf. She is wise beyond her years and knows everything there is to know about Harry Potter.
Bridesmaid
I gained another sister when Kelsey walked into my life. Her compassion radiates through the room and the wisdom she shares is life giving. Married to Billy Sprague and the momma of our flower girl and ring bearer, Kelsey truly is family. (Recently we went to a wedding and multiple people asked if we were sisters.)
Bridesmaid
My Ohio State roommate of 2 years and hometown friend, Abby has stayed by my side through it all. I like to think that I'm here in life because of my friendship with her. Abby is the most loyal, responsible, and genuine friend.
Bridesmaid
Gabi, my current roommate, has the gift of encouraging people to be their truest selves From the start, she has championed the best things in me, leading me to see the world so poetically. Life with Gabi is so much more sweet and tenderhearted.
Bridesmaid
Kendra, my current roommate, is my biggest cheerleader and hype woman. Her curiosity makes me think harder and love better. Plus, she's single handedly made me less of a grandma by keeping me up to date with music, reality tv documentaries, and tiktok.
Bridesmaid
As my college roommate of 2 years and being voted our sorority's "dynamic duo", Mandy and I have had our fair share of adventures. Having her by my side means dancing harder, laughing more, and finding the beauty even when things don't go as planned. Mandy can make anything the best time ever!
Bridesmaid
I've known Johnna since first grade and since then she's been my "go to" for any type of adventure. Literally any adventure. She rarely says no to a good time and is willing to drop everything in an instant to come to your rescue. She is the most loyal, selfless friend one could ask for.
Bridesmaid
Freshman year of high school, Elle and I had every single class together, since then we've been life long friends. Elle is the type of friend who knows you better than you know yourself and is willing to love you through the tough times, even when that means crying yourself down a black diamond at Steamboat.
Best Man
Introducing the man, the myth, the legend. The one and only, Billy Sprague! This local celebrity and early-bloomer holds the prestigious Colorado record for achieving the unthinkable feat of squatting 300 pounds at the tender age of 9. đď¸ââď¸ Witness his incredible achievement in all its glory here: https://youtu.be/WXmokvMNGJw Billy's extraordinary talents didn't stop there! At the ripe age of 12, he managed to receive not one, but two letters. The first was from the Thomas Jefferson HS varsity football team, recognizing his raw athletic potential. The second, however, was from the Denver PD, who seemed to suspect "performance enhancing shenanigans" by a minor â oh yes, he earned himself the charming moniker of "steroid Billy." đŞđ Tim's unforgettable first-encounter with the one and only steroid Billy took place during a youth basketball tournament, where Billy kindly introduced him to the sensation of having the wind knocked out of him. So yes, itâs safe to say that Billy âtook Timâs breath awayâ the first time they met.
Groomsman
Meet the one and only Alex Waner, Tim's best friend and partner-in-crime since they met in 6th grade on the basketball court. Little did they know that their elementary encounter would blossom into a lifelong friendship! Alex's rise to stardom wasn't limited to the basketball court; he took the football field by storm as the starting QB at ThunderRidge HS. With a rocket arm and the poise of a zen master, he was a steady pocket presence, reminding us all that not all heroes wear capes â some wear helmets! đ Beyond sports, Alex is heir to the throne of Waner Construction, a kingdom built on hard hats and dreams. He's also a true Rancher of the highlands, taming the wild landscapes of Highlands Ranch like a modern-day cowboy. Education? Check. Alex proudly holds the title of Colorado School of Mines graduate, with a degree in Petroleum Engineering. In his spare time, he's not just content with conquering the corporate world; he also takes on the wilderness as an animal rights activist and elk hunter â saving lives and creating delicious future dinners all at once.
Groomsman
Meet Chris Brown, the "REAL" Chris Brown, because he's the one and only who can rock a dance floor like nobody's business! As Tim's older brother, Chris brings the dashing looks that make even Brad Pitt question his mirror. He's the guy who can command a room and make your grandma blush. Now, let's talk about his superpower: being a human magnet for fame. Whenever a celebrity lands in Denver, they don't head to the hotel â they head to Chris's place. He's on a first-name basis with more VIPs than there are letters in the alphabet. Tim McGraw, Katy Perry, and yes, even the queen herself, Taylor Swift. If Chris sneezes, Hollywood catches a cold. When he's not rubbing elbows with the Hollywood-elite, Chris has two passions: crafting records and acquiring fake watches. He's the Mozart of mixtapes and the flipper extraordinaire of faux timepieces. But perhaps Chris's crowning achievement is his tag-team partnership with Tim. The dynamic duo, inseparable like peanut butter and jelly, enjoys attending Taylor Swift concerts, where they stand in the front row, unintentionally blocking the view of hysterically screaming fifth-grade girls. Don't be fooled by his charming demeanor â Chris has a brain like a steel trap. He can recite every single lyric from Weird Al Yankovic's repertoire, making him the walking, talking jukebox of parody greatness. So, when you see Chris, make sure to ask for his autograph â he's practically a celebrity himself!
Groomsman
Meet David, Tim's thunder-buddy and partner in crime for 20 years. David hit his athletic peak as a 16 year old during an iconic sliding touchdown catch thrown by none other than Alex Waner himself. The catch would go on to become the stuff of local sports legend, rivaling even the moon landing. His athletic finesse is matched only by his unparalleled golf skillsâespecially his physics-defying slice that can curve a golf ball around corners like a GPS missile. In fact, physicists from around the world have reached out to David eager to study his swing and understand how a man could accomplish such a remarkable feat. David declined further comment. David went on to attend the second best engineering school in Colorado where he received a degree in mechanical engineering that was achieved in large part due to peering over Matt Walkerâs shoulder on test day. When David isnât solving the worldâs problems, heâs at home having kids and naming them after himself. In his spare time, David enjoys snapping 7-irons and watching episodes of the bachelor in solitude. When asked to comment on the show David reacted, âWell OBVIOUSLY Ben is my all-time favorite, BUT how can you not love Pilot Pete?!â
Groomsman
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Kaylor Peratt. At 6â4â 200 lbs, and a 300 lb power clean PR, Kaylor is a red-bearded Irish âMANâ amongst boys. Hereâs the deal folks - If you donât own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms, KAYLOR IS NOT FOR YOU. If you have been posting on facebook how âexcitedâ you are to drink a pumpkin spice latte, Kaylor isnât your guy. If your Toyota Prius is out of battery and needs a charge, donât call Kaylor. If however, you laugh at danger and have uttered the words, âhold my beer and watch thisâ, then Kaylor might be your best friend. Kaylor attended the school of hard knocks (aka School of Mines) where he received a degree in (un)civil engineering. If you ran into Kaylor on the streets he would greet you with two words, âMEAT AND POTATOES.â Dripping sweat with a boisterous scent of cigar smoke and WD-40, his âatta boyâ pat on the back would surely leave a mark. In his spare time Kaylor enjoys lighting things on fire, throwing bags of sand over his shoulders, and turning wrenches. Letâs just say he puts the âBUSTâ in internal combustion. Kaylor and Tim attended Colorado School of Mines at the exact same time but never knew eachother. Some would call it fate, others would call it fear. But either way, Kaylor is man you want to meet!
Groomsman
Meet the one and only Jasonâa hipster from Oklahoma whoâs the closest thing to the real life "prison mike" that you'll ever meet. He's a wedding day extraordinaire - with the skills to be the officiant, DJ, photographer, and sound guy all at once! This guy is like a walking Swiss Army knife. From finance wizard to pastor, architect to home remodeler, audio engineer to DJ, and Elk Hunter to preacherâis there anything this guy canât do? In his spare time, Jason likes to shoot things and catch things. Jason can bait a hook with the finesse of a pro angler and keep his skinny jeans clean all at the same time. Jasonâs favorite pastime is goose hunting with his son Billy at Wash Park on Sunday mornings. Timâs favorite memory of Jason happened in the backwoods of Tulsa, OK when Tim watched him consume 6 consecutive Chili-cheese dogs. When Jason offered to share, Tim kindly declined. When Jason and Tim aren't enjoying a nice plate of Mexican food or getting lost in a game of ping pong, they're busy making fun of their co-worker Billy Sprague. It's just too easy.
Groomsman
Introducing Matt "The Frat" Walker: Tim's childhood friend and gym buddy for life. Matt is a genetic-phenom with the raw athleticism of Usain Bolt and the eating habits of Eric Cartman. In his spare time, he enjoys attending a weekly social club called â24 hr. Fitnessâ where he hangs out and makes new friends. Back in the glory days, Matt was Tim's right hand man, helping him execute numerous late-night escapes from The Brown household after Tim âchecked inâ for his 8 pm curfew. Their friendship took an unexpected turn in the 8th grade when Tim (un)intentionally turned Matt into a human pancake during an afternoon at the park. (Matt is still emotionally processing the incident, so please donât ask him about it at the wedding.) After high school, Matt went on to earn an associates degree in engineering from Colorado University, a quaint little community college in Boulder. Matt enjoyed the college experience so much, that he signed up for 5 more years of education, going on to earn finance and business degrees. Mattâs 10 year plan is to perpetually attend college and rack up student loans in hopes that the student loan forgiveness bill eventually passes. In his professional life, Matt is a finance bro with more Patagonia vests in his closet than an Ivy League trust-funder. When heâs not managing the wealth of multi-millionaires, heâs working at GNC as a supplement rep selling protein and multi-vitamins to high school kids.
Groomsman
Presenting the one and only, Joe Stewart! Where do we start folks? He's an author, speaker, amateur-level cross fitter, and world traveler! When he's not scaling the pyramids in Egypt he's putting his PhD to work, writing books and reading them at the same time. But what truly distinguishes Joe is his unyielding resolve, especially when it comes to the world of Crossfit. In 2023, he was crowned regional champ for the â50 years and upâ class in Castle Rock. Joeâs hero and mentor, Kaylor Peratt, is a groomsman and crossfitter as well. And while Joe has never beat Kaylor in an event, heâs really feeling like this is his year. Timâs favorite memory with Joe was when Tim beat Joe in the âmurphâ workout while they were in Houston. In an interview after the workout, Tim told reporters, âWell Joe tried really hard. And thatâs gotta count for somethingâ Joeâs claim to fame is his 12 year old son taking hold of a top 10 world ranking in the famed video game, Mario Cart. Joe attributes his son's success to hours of disciplined and uninterrupted training with Dad.
Groomsman
Say hello to Chris Pinson, a School of Mines graduate, petroleum engineer, and fellow fracker. Tim's journey with Chris began when they met in an ethics class their freshman year of college. Chrisâs passion for ethics spilled over onto the football field, where he was known for his tender spirit and gentle approach to football. Chris was less linebacker and more "giver of bear hugs." His kind approach to college football left opponents both befuddled and secretly wishing for post-game group hugs. Chris was known to disarm foes with a warm grin that could melt even the iciest of hearts. And then there's Chris's favorite pastime: Tackling Alex Waner and re-familiarizing him with the taste of turf. Some call it targeting, others call it football. Beyond sports, Chrisâs talents include falling asleep while standing up and smiling while maintaining a straight face. CrossFit and punishing golf balls are his chosen forms of relaxation, and beware of his congratulatory pats on the back (unless you're prepared for a unexpected chiropractic adjustment). Tim's fondest memory of Chris involves a tropical storm, a raft, and an anxiety-ridden Matt Brown. Luckily for them, the storm passed just as Chris was preparing to throw Tim overboard in order to âsave the greater good.â
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