Wedding Party
Riley Cragg
Groom
Just a silly little guy who can literally do anything he puts his mind to... except produce insulin.
Dominick Ropson
Groom
The reincarnation of Bea Arthur, but this time she's meaner and addicted to cheese strings.
Cherrill F.
Best Woman
Riley's accountant/ favorite sister and Hostess extraordinaire.
Jessica B.
Maid of Honor
One time she was so high she ate the shrimp tacos she door dashed and when she went to throw the bag out she found the shrimp were actually in a separate container at the bottom of the bag.. she ate three, THREE shrimp-less tacos without noticing.
Brianna S.
Groomswoman
Slays So much we call her Freddy Krueger. She honestly scares us.
Kayla K.
Bridesmaid
a Gorgeous sack of granola that won't let Dominick get away with ANYTHING
Taylor P.
Groomsman
If you want to know how to play Magic the Gathering or fill a prescription, i know a guy.
Hanna T.
Bridesmaid
I had to go through like 6 Facebook profile pictures to find one without a dead animal in it... she's scary but only if you're a deer.
Mike E.
Groomsman
Has the ugliest car I've even seen but his children are cooler than me. And you.
Sharaya F.
Bridesmaid
She's like a butch biker filled with cotton candy. Obsessed with her.
Daniel M.
Groomsman
International Lover, adult blonde male.
Amanda W.
Bridesmaid
Only child/Professional interpretive dancer who used to play monopoly by herself before Dominick came along.
Réal P.
Groomsman
Almost broke both of Riley's ankles via lawn maintenance.
Cheyenne W.
Bridesmaid
There was definitely a point where Dominick thought she'd be the groom if he ever got married. Also she has big forklift driver energy. It's sexy and it confuses him.